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    cracking bit of film that cheers for sharing
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    Whats black and hairy and hangs out of schoolgirls knickers? kevin Websters tash
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    I would like to shake your hand for the soup mate
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    If your anutie had balls she would be your uncle
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    After been fxcked about mate i went with tesco,i had one on line and it said 480 so i phoned them talking to the bloke for a few mins and he said that will be 900 so i asked why it said this on computer screen ,he said premiums have gone up so our lass piped up what 400 in five fxcking minutes
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    You can malt but you got to look about,try tesco for your insurance mate.
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    Very sad r i p
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    Hope they find them safe and well
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    53,000 Geordies meet in St James Park for a'Geordies are not stupid' convention. Alan Shearer addresses the crowd 'We are all here today to prove to the world that Geordies are not stupid. Can i have a volunteer please?" Gazza gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up on stage, Shearer asks him "What is 15 plus 15". After 15 or 20 seconds Gazza says "Eighteen". Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the Geordies start chanting "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!" Shearer says "Well since we have a capacity crowd, world wide press and global broadcas
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    i was born+bred in W-ton, and thats another sit hole, been away 30 years i would never go back, i would rather live in a feckin tent I done a lot of jobs in Wolverhampton when I was working for Old Jack Moody (Wednesbury Fencing) We had our tools nicked on more than one occasion. It was usually the containers getting broken into, but we had the Stihl saw nicked as I was sat in the van eating a Sarnie. I jumped out to chase him but he jumped into a waiting motor and was waving as they drove off HAHAHAHA! I couldn't help but laugh. Add to that list bradford,and halifax,and guess wha
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    i was born+bred in W-ton, and thats another sit hole, been away 30 years i would never go back, i would rather live in a feckin tent I done a lot of jobs in Wolverhampton when I was working for Old Jack Moody (Wednesbury Fencing) We had our tools nicked on more than one occasion. It was usually the containers getting broken into, but we had the Stihl saw nicked as I was sat in the van eating a Sarnie. I jumped out to chase him but he jumped into a waiting motor and was waving as they drove off HAHAHAHA! I couldn't help but laugh. Add to that list bradford,and halifax,and guess wha
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    dont beleive ya pal 350 what did you do gut the vixens that were in cub an count the cubs aswell lol lol lol not quite but some off us did things and some didn't Ive killed 3 in on the beach next to me with in 25 mints of each outer what big in that ??? were they foxes glacier mints
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    quite the opposite for me in some respects as i mainly lamp alone but from the few i have seen over the years my dogs are more than up to scratch so never been to worried on comparisons,certainly good enough for me anyway,i work long hours so lamping suits my life style. so i suppose its just the getting out there and doing it,not interested in numbers aint got the land to worry about it anyway so just getting a few runs is all im wanting to see the dog work,dont have to rely on anyone and free to come and go as i please also love the feeling of being out on the shittiest nights when are non
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    Dunt worry thi sen andy be a load of bollocks
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    No thats me in tosser
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    Ye you would get away with that dont think anyones been jailed for blackburying
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    "We're trying to get muslims to go to this day because they wouldnt normally go somewhere like alton towers.We are trying to intergrate muslims in to the wider community.People can come down and see the way we live.It will ba a peaceful family environment" only place i dont see them is while out lamping and early mornings when iam off to work. how can they intergrate if only muslims attending they should know how they live they are all muslims
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    Thats a good breakfast malt but most mornings its just a cig and a good cough
  19. twobob
    Well done mate i think most would do the same if they,re honest
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    Welcome mate from west yorkshire
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    Some twxt has let my ferrets out one followed are lass in the house when she came in from work the other one is missing she,s 12 wk old albino the ferret not our lass thrum hall area see or hear owt please let me know cheers
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    Had the same for the last 5 months ,slept on sofa most of that time so she wouldnt wake the youngen up,she seems to be calming down 8 month old now i think some are just born whingers and it doesnt matter what you try hope you get something sorted
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    the welsh wont sit back and watch theyre homes and streets being taken over by a bunch of monkeys. Newport?
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    well its on breaking news a man has been shot and injured during rioting.that now takes it to a new level.my first response was to send in the troops.however on reflection and like i have already said our cops if allowed to,would stop this in a few hours.it may be bloody and a few casualits,but we cant allow this type of disorder to fester unchecked.its all very well us commenting on here,but there old folks living alone in london,while these f*****g animals are allowed to have carte blanche in some areas.I certainly wouldnt like gangs of blacks roaming in an angry pack in my street. ob
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    Dont mince your words mate anybody know where to get a long bow and a lot of arrows?
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