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    Congratulations on the birth of your daughter pal.

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    I will only have bitches now,i find them more loyal ALTHOUGH it is hard to get a goodun compared to a dog,thats my views.
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    COLLECTING car badges , You thieving little sod! HAHAHAHA You sound like you were a right little F*cking sh!t lol . I bet you got kicked up the arse on a regular basis lol. Put it this way,i WAS known in the town by the majority Shit sticks,even to this day people remember. Also got caught fishing in someones pond,i pass the little pond most days and reminise the day the women come out to me,must of been between 8-10yr old. she said i was sat in her garden on a tackle box,landing net next to me,rod in hand and a pile of dead goldfish also robbed the milk float mone
  4. "Earth!"
    Congratulations on the birth of your daughter!!!
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    and is the judges decision not final?!?!?!
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    Got in serious trouble for collecting car badges,the more the cooler we were so any car we came across,be it anything from the ford cortina to a mercedes or porche, out came the claw hammer and chisel/screw driver Remember at secondary school,i had done something wrong the previous day and was in it the following day so in the morning before i had to leave home for school,i telephoned 999 and said there was a Bomb in the school then quickly hung up , never new they could immediately trace the call , seconds later the telephone rung so i answered then got a visit at school by the poli
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    well that fecker couldnt make its mind up then and got caught up inbetween. we get it alot around here with deer. Deer hanging on the fences? They must be much higher than this fence tho earth? not at all pal. livestock fence with 2 strands of barbed wire above. they misjudge the jump and get their hind legs caught between the barbed wire strands. poor animal,what a way to go!
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    I know, I always talk bollox, not done a lot of digging. IF you need to take a 'Draw Dog' out with you to get the job done, then that's your business, as long as you get the job done.........don't matter how eh? Summer digger, says a lot! Do what you want, how you want, I was giving my opinion as the guy was asking for them from members. In my OPINION a 'Drawing Dog' or Lurcher is not a necessity and personally 99.9% of the time I haven't needed or wanted one at a dig, the .1% where one has been needed I have made do and struggled on with saws and mattocks...."is all mo fo, kapeesh"....lmao. T
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    very much the same,i broke the school record for truancy,i think it was nye on 6 wks on the trot. used to wake up,get dressed in my school clobber,put a load of rough clothes in my bag then off round to where i kept the ferrets/fishing tackle and off i went. got kicked out of 3 GCSE exams- 1st,History,think i told her to feck off so sent to see my head of year,her husband who didnt like it so told him to feck off too so that was my geography exam out the window. 3rd was design and realisation. lots of machinery in there and got dared to put a lengh of metal in the spinning blade Ooop
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    Theres a ginger haired knob in a near by town with a blue staff dog,by far the nicest i have seen yet cant see him having it long. hes one of they types that thinks its hard to have it muzzled and gee's it on when other dogs approach. but im not one to cross the road,that fecker is muzzled, my terriers arent so i head straight towards him letting that tit cross the road,wanka!
  11. "Earth!"

    Thats a date then. What colour flowers do you like? x

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    should have put yer brother inside it then pushed it off Now that would have been funny,all that blood,flesh and spunk everywhere You are possible the most vulgar person I've ever had the displeasure of communicating with . i do try my best and thank you
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    should have put yer brother inside it then pushed it off Now that would have been funny,all that blood,flesh and spunk everywhere
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    Loves double bubble with his brother and deeeeeeeeeeep in the shitter!

  15. "Earth!"
    Baaaaaaaaa,looks like a lamb what size has it made?
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    i was still a mere twinkle in my fathers eye,im way too young to remember that stuff
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    yeah,try and get yer OWN hole drilled :kiss:
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    we done the car washing too but got £2 per car. you were robbed,id send yer kids around to the house and torch the tight b*****ds present car remember being caught in a partridge pen by the keeper,id not even killed any,merely filling my coat pockets with live birds(what were them coats called with fake fur around the hood?) and got an almighty slap. got that b*****d back though. me,my dog(rotty x lab x some other crap) and a few mates armed with stick accidently entered a pheasant release pen and battered the lot Also remember going about with a mate,David,he was a right fat b****
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    well that fecker couldnt make its mind up then and got caught up inbetween. we get it alot around here with deer.
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    mmmeeeee...well B did with tanks son well,you didnt then ,briiii did any photos then?
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    'Natural'.....Ossie??...you mean wee 'tache, armpit hair and a bush that wouldn't look out of place in the amazon rainforest.....is that what you mean?... Just my type....... :kiss: :kiss: PMSL....... Wait till Earth sees this.........he f**k his wrist over that bit of ass..... keep me out of this Lab,i do have a heart you know and standards attractive- with a fanny! unattractive- without a fanny! simples really thank feck my wife doesnt see this otherwise,im dead!!!
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    who won the terriers?? anyone got any photos??
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    if you got cauth you got a small slap and took it.All part of the game. i got a few good slaps when caught then one hell of a leathering from the old chap when i got home respect him for doing it now though,the b@stard
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    Its different now,the younger generation would sooner sit in groups around towns drinking,taking drugs,robbing houses and cars and mugging the elderly
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    Another thing i remember. was about 8-10yrs ago,i was on the beer at the local club with the lads and needed some fags but this meant going to the shop. the short cut was an alleyway with a knackered old street light.1/2 way down there was some bollards from the road workers so i walked past them and dissapeared down a fecking hole yep,some little twats thought it would be funny to move the bollards from around the hole in the path knowing some cock would fall down it never did find out who moved them and yes,it really fecking hurt
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