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  1. "Earth!"
    you have my address stig, why my mobile number plus i told you where the spare key is
  2. "Earth!"
    yes pal... theres room for any aditional classes, just speak to the judge mate.
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    farting

    "Earth!" replied to tb25's topic in General Talk

    But what about a fart .... suppose i should have edited my post.. only time shes farted is when ive ripped my love sausage out a bit quick from her front bum feck me earth ask nicely!! :kiss:
  4. "Earth!"
    the cross dresser with his hand on his handbag and died hair?? i knew it, hes a poof!!!
  5. "Earth!"
    I dont have an xbox nor am i adicted to blackops
  6. "Earth!"
    nope, Mrs Smith got reserve with a black terrier i heard..
  7. "Earth!"
    dyu think lab will put one up now?? Keep to the weddings theme...might be in this lot...... you got to be the ugly mong on the far right i say him as looking at the way hes holding the glass of bubbly with his little finger stuck out whilst wearing a blue skirt. ..........wont catch me with any blue shit on mate................ well, none of them are wearing pink with a flower behind their ear so i take it your not on the photo.
  8. "Earth!"
    kill 2 birds with 1 stone DD, you know you want to come, just tell her your treating her to a day out and will get her a meal(burger,bacon sandwich, hog roast) and drink(local beer, cider)..
  9. "Earth!"
    a want a man like u if this isn't lab on a fake profile I'll go and parade round the local tescos naked filling a basket full of vaseline, cucumbers and bulldog clips!!!! your just jelous, i must be perfect!!
  10. "Earth!"
    dyu think lab will put one up now?? Keep to the weddings theme...might be in this lot...... you got to be the ugly mong on the far right i say him as looking at the way hes holding the glass of bubbly with his little finger stuck out whilst wearing a blue skirt.
  11. "Earth!"
    thought JP , DOG BOMBER WON THE WELSH? thats what the photo shows on the back of this months EDRD mag he did
  12. "Earth!"
    send him a PM mate, more likely to see it then.
  13. "Earth!"

    no pal, im serious. send welshhound2 a PM. his father is one of my show sponsors.

  14. "Earth!"
    welsh hound2 is your man, his father does this kind of stuff for a living
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    OCDs

    "Earth!" replied to rob190364's topic in General Talk

    is that what you call him :kiss: i call him the lamp in public, but i call him genie to his face I hate a girl with a pint tumbler....... Dont know if thats an OCD or not.... depends where she has it Thats worst........ more so when the said pint glass is the one thats still holding a full pint.
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    Bites

    "Earth!" replied to iworkwhippets's topic in General Talk

    [bANNED TEXT] twixt mi thighs, i dont think so as i said, dont dab so you literally burn your skin, hold the cigarette as near to the bite as possible.. i swear its instant relief from itching... someone try it FFS..
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    Bites

    "Earth!" replied to iworkwhippets's topic in General Talk

    my father spent 25yrs in the british army serving in hereford and travelled the world. the tip he gave me was to light a cigarette and hold it as close to the bite, just so you can feel it burning but only for a couple of seconds. go try it and let us know... it works a treat!
  18. "Earth!"

    OCDs

    "Earth!" replied to rob190364's topic in General Talk

    is that what you call him :kiss: i call him the lamp in public, but i call him genie to his face I hate a girl with a pint tumbler....... Dont know if thats an OCD or not.... depends where she has it
  19. "Earth!"

    OCDs

    "Earth!" replied to rob190364's topic in General Talk

    is that what you call him :kiss:
  20. "Earth!"
    i get the free entry too mate
  21. "Earth!"

    farting

    "Earth!" replied to tb25's topic in General Talk

    Is that why you called yourself scent? :sick: beautiful aint it :kiss: Do you blend in better when hunting? I would have thought it would make them run like a wildfire scent has an open invite digging with me... i have some verrrryyyyyyyyyy quiet secluded spots :kiss:
  22. "Earth!"
    do you both work? she must be crackin in bed fella!!!! I do the hoovering cos it's my dog that mucks up the carpet, and I do the cooking and gardening cos I like doing both....but ironing?????????????????? I rated her a 6 out of 10 with a helpful tip...."Massage the balls, work the shaft!"...... I do the cooking and help with the cleaning. I do the dogs and any DIY......the ironing and washing are all left for her to do. Compramise surely.....we both work full time so nothing wrong with that i say.... when you leave home(MUMMY) and get a women, only then can you repl
  23. "Earth!"
    thanks pal, only 2 wks to go now
  24. "Earth!"
    entrance fee would be my decider pal PLUS the charity and club running it rather than a businness how did your show go? any pics? who won?
  25. "Earth!"
    My wifes an accountant, works from home most of the time and loves the job im starting a new job 25th(day after my show), place not been touched in a year, poults due 31st so will be grafting all hours but no doubt still do all the home duties
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