"Earth!"
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this is a rude reply lee but, if you laid back, eyes closed and my hand wrapped around your willy, you would know im a fella as my hands are cracked to feck and dry through the weather
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who else do all the ironing, hoovering, dusting, cooking, gardening and the dogs etc?? All i dont do is washing clothes. doing some ironing now and its got me thinking
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is it because you are a carer and she is a client???
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few and far between are the good folk.. a couple on here have 'GIVEN' me stuff to raffle/auction for my show in Lambourn in aid of HELP FOR HEROES on the 24th july.. cant remember all of their user names so not going to mention the ones i do
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the door thing,is from your jail days lol far from that, its the creak as the door slowly opens then a mans voice saying 'SSSSHHHHHHH, mummys asleep, its daddys time!' you're a wrong un! who, me........
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well done your lady as with dumping i may leave that for a few weeks there one thing am still waiting to get of her Pushing the fart back in by any chance............ or the knickers with the gravey stain down the rear
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well done your lady as with dumping i may leave that for a few weeks there one thing am still waiting to get of her bloody hell, (premarriage) if i didnt get it within 24hrs, they were feckked off
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the door thing,is from your jail days lol far from that, its the creak as the door slowly opens then a mans voice saying 'SSSSHHHHHHH, mummys asleep, its daddys time!'
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It's not a laughing matter!!! Blans missus had twins...only one was white and cute and the other one was brown and stunk like f'ck!!! the white one smells just as bad half the time,horrible creatures babies. The nappies don't bother me....when you're used to mucking out animals it's not really a big deal. The only thing that got me what when she shat on my hand when I was bathing her once :sick: well, when my eldest was a toddler he was sick in my mouth and only last week my baby daughter sneezed a mouth of sick and yes, it went in my mouth
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must be a welsh thing you need to seek special help
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It's not a laughing matter!!! Blans missus had twins...only one was white and cute and the other one was brown and stunk like f'ck!!! Attack fell terriers brother is brown and stinks but with ginger hair
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Your father told me he will never forget your mother doing the first and only wet fart which slipped out.. incidently had 2 legs, 2 arms, 2 eyes a nose, a mouth and ears.. your ginger brother P.S, where is the tosser??
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Fell and Moorland Working Terrier Club.
"Earth!" replied to "Earth!"'s topic in Gamefairs, Meet Up's and Events
There will be local ales at this years show, including the Lambourn valley cider although a limited supply which is good as believe me, its 'Ga Ga land' after a couple.. -
But what about a fart .... suppose i should have edited my post.. only time shes farted is when ive ripped my love sausage out a bit quick from her front bum
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............lets get this into context....was it a small bottom burp with a little chuckle and an apology or did she say "oh listen tae this ya wee fanny!", cock her leg and let a f*****g rasper go?...... legs behind the head and a lighter
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my wifes never dropped one in front of me.
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Why dreaded??? as long as the dog does what the man wants of it, does it upset you?? boils my pissss!!!!!!! im far from a plummer fan BUT each to their own.
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It was his wife, cant exspect her to go up there when shes already up there.
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Fell and Moorland Working Terrier Club.
"Earth!" replied to "Earth!"'s topic in Gamefairs, Meet Up's and Events
would be nice if few plummer and bedlingtons turned up this year -
Fell and Moorland Working Terrier Club.
"Earth!" replied to "Earth!"'s topic in Gamefairs, Meet Up's and Events
There will also be whippet classes, cant believe i missed them out, sorry folks -
sure you didnt give them to her
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Fell and Moorland Working Terrier Club.
"Earth!" replied to "Earth!"'s topic in Gamefairs, Meet Up's and Events
All proceeds from the BBQ will be going to 'The Vine and Craven foxhounds'... -
will i...
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Fell and Moorland Working Terrier Club.
"Earth!" replied to "Earth!"'s topic in Gamefairs, Meet Up's and Events
Thanks topnotch, got another donated from moochers hunting for the best entered terrier
