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Lee85

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  1. Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!" I sent her my ironing, that'll keep the bitch busy.
  2. I play championship manager, read books, take the little to the park, go cycling down the canal etc
  3. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_haemorrhagic_disease
  4. Lee85

    joke

    I was drivng my Toyota through bradford and I crashed into a bus stop killing 6 Paki's and maiming 8 others. The police asked me what happened and I said "What can I say, it's a Toyota, my accelerator jammed on and my brakes didn't work ... ... but the steering is f*****g perfect."
  5. Lee85

    joke

    Six Polish men were arrested in bradford last night for beating the shit out of a group of Pakis. I don't know, they come over here and take all the best f*****g jobs.
  6. Lee85

    joke

    I don't like all these racist jokes on here. I, myself, am from an ethnic minority. A white Englishman living in bradford!
  7. is anyone tuned it? its a good stream?
  8. Lee85

    joke

    ** just to add im not racist but if a jokes funny its funny!
  9. Lee85

    joke

    Katie Price: "Alex Will be in my Life Forever" Bollox! The only bloke that will be in your life forever is the ITV2 Camera man. I've passed an audition for the Scottish version of "The Chronicles of Narnia." It's called, "Lying Pissed in the Wardrobe." (sorry scots lads!!!) I bought a spoiler for the back of my car, it's a sticker that says "Bruce Willis is a ghost". My teenage son has just told me that he f****d a girl last night. I said "Well done son, get in.... I hope you used something?" He said "Yeah, a balaclava". That's my boy..... As I live in Brad
  10. http://www.justin.tv/vip__tv3/popout/
  11. Brilliant photo's there pal, really good read too
  12. sad day, really sorry fo you loss, RIP
  13. Lee85

    jokes

    My wife and I had a huge row last night, she called me gullible and said I was "financially irresponsible." I can't wait to see her face when I tell her I've just won the Nigerian lottery. My girlfriend asked me if I had ever pissed in the shower. I said, "Yeah, a couple of times, accidentally." She said, "That's disgusting! What do you mean accidentally?!" "Hey," I said, "these things happen when you're having a shit." My wife is a right darling. She's got big f**k off eyebrows and always takes my beer and fag money off me. Walked into HMV and the assistant sai
  14. Lee85

    3men1hammer

    unfortunatley mate it's 100% real
  15. Some of my grass has become thin and patchy and quite cut-up, my son is walking now and with summer on it's way what is the best and correct way to go about repairing it, is it just a case of get some grass seeds down and let nature take it's course etc? Also people do walk over the grass so i'd have to keep that to a minimum, I would like it to be quite thick so it holds it's own, any advice is apprciated Cheers
  16. Anyone ever have an luck on the old football accumulators? My mate just won £1500 from Victor Chandler on a five pound bet, he picked 10 teams. I've got this for today: Villa to beat sunderland at home (bit worried bout this one) Valencia to beat malaga Inter to beat livorno rangers to beat dundee away spurs to beat fulham at home celtic to beat st mirren away chelsea to beat pompey away man city to beat everton at home (not 100% on this one) Barca to beat Osasuna £5 returns £150
  17. Lee85

    3men1hammer

    The guy had cancer or had beat it aswell - then the poor git gets murdered by them toilets, they knocked him off his motorbike and dragged him off into the woods
  18. what's all this ninging swampy? just wonderning
  19. Lee85

    3men1hammer

    It's crazy how 3 like minded people could get together, you'd of thought one of them would of put a stop to it, crazy, i had a flick threw the video - stuff like that doesn't really bother me but it's quite harrowing.
  20. Lee85

    3men1hammer

    I've seen it yeah, "The Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dnepropetrovsk_maniacs Proper f****d up kids them 3.
  21. my friend has got a few 1TB (1000 gb) hard drives, link up by usb etc, i have one there snazzy looking things - make is Seagate spec: Up to 284,000 digital photos Up to 250,000 songs (MP3) Up to 24,000 songs (uncompressed CD quality) Up to 76 hours of Digital Video (DV) Up to 400 hours of DVD quality video Up to 120 hours of HD video Main Specification: Product Description: Seagate External Desktop Drive - hard drive - 1TB - Hi-Speed USB Type: Hard drive - external Form Factor: 3.5" Dimensions (WxDxH): 12.6 cm x 20.7 cm x 4 cm Weight: 1.02 kg Localisation: Middle East, Afri
  22. is a bit cheeky that, i'm sure i've see folk make a new topic about there new forums before aswell
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