Lee85
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let's here your being shot stories, i'm intrigued! ?
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Right it's not near hedgerows but between two small trees, i think i'll move it then, thanks for the advice
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I'm currently using that set up with real birds nests and cracked eggs - personally I thought that would be good aswell but not as yet mate. maybe there just not used to the trap yet? i bought some takeaway trays and some dog biscuits today, going to try that for tonight
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Right good, i'm going to check it this evening and i'll give that a try! cheers!
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I'm voting for the Icelandic Volcano Party, they've done more to stop immigration in the last two days than Labour have in 10 years.
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Any tips on this, maybe i'm being impatient? i've had my trap set up in a good location where I know theres magpies since Sunday, i've got a plastic decoy bird in the living compartment (magpie one) and in the two trap areas I have bread & two real birds nests with chicken eggs in them (nests that the magpies actually raided and killed the occupants) Any ideas? Not sure if this is the correct section? Thanks
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http://www.airgunexpo.com/calc/calc_fill.cfm?
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your talking 2 grand mate! http://www.airgunbuyer.com/Showproducts.asp?cat=Charging Eqpmt.&SubCat=Electric Compressors
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go register on here: http://www.petforums.co.uk/ and go on dog chat and ask them mate, good luck, you'll have more chance on there than on here - respect to you for what your doing though
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In thirty-five years, not once have I seen a muslim man drink ten pints of lager and then pick a fight with a random stranger. Similarly, I’ve never seen a muslim woman flash her tits in public, or lift up her burkha to piss in the street. It’s about time they learned to f*****g integrate. --------------------------------------------------------------- Say what you like about muslim women, they make brilliant bee keepers. ------------------------------------------------------------------ What do you call a drunken muslim? Mohammered. ------------------------
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A muslim was saying to me today, "If the whole world was muslim then there would be no swine flu because we don't eat pork". I replied, "yes, and if the whole world was Atheist the twin towers would still exist".
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British weather: it's just like a muslim- either Sunni or Shi'ite.
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Just been to my first muslim birthday party. The musical chairs was a bit slow but f**k me the pass the parcel was quick!!!
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I was best man at a Muslim wedding and I was asked to toast the happy couple........ I knew my flame thrower would come in handy sooner or later.
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I Had to have a blood transfusion the other day. All they had left was 2 pints of African blood and 2 pints of Paki blood. Its not as bad as it sounds. I've now got a 12 inch cock and I'm top of the housing list.
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So Jesus was crucified on Good Friday and rose from the dead on the Sunday? Just in time for half price Easter eggs. Typical f*****g Jew
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I went to the doctor's the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous! I was embarrassed but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can." I said, "I think my cock tastes funny..."
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My wife told me that she wanted to give me a deep throat blow job today. "Really!?" "No," she replied, "April Fogarbnsrgabsjg...." That'll teach her to try to be funny...
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I got out of the shower and my wife said, "Ooo look, it's like a penis ... only smaller". I said, "Ooo look, it's like my secretary ... only fatter and less flexible".
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I don't know what the Polish are all crying about. They can easily get a new cabinet in IKEA
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If anybody steals my identity, at least I'll know who to look for.
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What's the difference between Poland and my pencil case? My pencil case has a ruler.
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My new girlfriend has a pierced clitoris with a diamond stud in it. Posh c**t.
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I just watched a film about a couple who bought a haunted yoghurt. It's called Paranormal Activia.
