Two farmers are in a bar and one says to the other, "I think my dog is gay!"
"Why is that then?" the other one replied.
"Because his cock tastes like shit." he answered.
A man walks into a pub and in the corner are three men and a dog playing poker.
The guy says, "f*****g hell, he must be a clever dog!"
The barman replies, "No, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail."
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this guy stopped an armed robber in leeds which is great and all that BUT anyone notice the guy at about 20 seconds who stays on the bandit and doesnt even look around! legend!
Just shot two mice in my garden with the air rifle that were stealing the birds bread. I've heard it's true as rats won't tollerate other rodents but it's just got me thinking. The mice have been checked in the larsen trap anyway!
Have you tried the Bhut Jolokai chilli's? pure evil they are if you like a vindaloo! - i wouldn't eat them but I made a curry for my friends and it was a burner!
A fella at my worked once skipped uni to go to a rugby game, got the train - anyhow the teacher was in the same carriage with his colours on etc! neither spoke and never said owt either!
I heard a noise outside my house last night, and was disgusted to find 4 Sheffield Wednesday fans playing football with a hedgehog. I was just about to ring the RSPCA when the hedgehog went 1-0 up!!
you cant flog leeds tickets on ebay mate, IF THERES ANYONE IN BRISTOL WHO WOULD LET ME POST A TICKET to there address and then forward it to me, i'd give them a tenner for the trouble - don't mind sitting in the away end. Can't see it to be honest, i'm now hoping they'll beem it back to the conference and exhibition centre and show it in there
i'm after a ticket for the Bristol game, missed out but been to most games - where do they come from for the last game
anyway if anyone can help home or away end, any stand, i'd pay £50 for one.
Cheers