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j1985

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  1. Went out with a lad once who ran up a mound of horse shit only to dissapear in it upto his thighs and need pulling out!!! Had to go look for a river before he got back in my motor.....he's on here too no names mentioned (Christopher) looool
  2. Killing people is apparently frowned upon so I opted for the next best thing!!!
  3. Hope that was sarcasm and not another THL gem lol
  4. The fuckers bite hard too, RSPCA can tell if ya been digging em as the dogs ears, neck and noses are usually sore lool
  5. I hate it when you get down to your dog and it's toe to toe with a f***ing gypsy!!! All this fair go this fair go that, pass me the rubber f***ing mallet and let's sort this fat c**t out loool
  6. Dunno mate, Kranky give me it....I mean I owe him £20 for it lool I'll ask him!!! Thanks!!
  7. Hex nut to the head!! And yeh Kranky told me about them....
  8. Is there such thing as a great Lurcher man, what makes one man better than the other! Does getting out 7 nights a week make you great ? That same man could treat his dogs like shit, never catch a f***ing thing, have shit dogs, have unfit dogs, be unfit himself!! Way too many variables...... Now I know a few lads that are dedicated (mainly youngens) who are out non stop, catch f***ing loads, have dogs in top condition all year round but as they're young 90% of people who hear about their work dismiss it....makes me laugh!!! On the other hand, I'm f***ing awesome and I keep a 1/4 bull 1
  9. is £15,000 any good? Listen if you want second rate shit then that price would be fine, but these are the real deal mate!!! £25,000 is a fair price considering the amount of time and effort the mrs will be spending cleaning up all their shit while I'm down the pub!! Lol
  10. I just spent £90,000 cloning Pye over in Korea, will have pups any days now from a pomeranian surrogate mother and will be chopping off all their tails for authenticity!! Only asking £25,000 a pup just to cover costs etc...inbox me if you're interested!
  11. Hex nuts are the bollocks!!!!
  12. j1985

    J Bluck Cd

    Iv got it at my mums house Donny! I'll dig it out for you...
  13. Fair play to the dog but who would let their dog have it with a cobra ?? One bite an it's a dead dog.
  14. That's proper good!! How did you get the water effect like that ?
  15. Gaz if you didn't get my "Top Drawer" bit your a stupid mongo northern bunny basher loooool
  16. I have a belt and a polo top sired by him!!! Top drawer ?
  17. It's quite common, read about it plenty of pets have done over their owners whilest having fits, seizures etc
  18. They are definitly doing the job, few I know of abroad smashing gear non stop including boar!!!
  19. Can't we all just agree that what we all really need in our yard is a big mongrel pitbull type with a red nose that will eat the neighbours kids when the ball comes over the fence and kill all the fluffy dogs down the park ?? That's what I'd get....
  20. j1985

    Yaya

    That's bollocks look at Drogba, a beast of a player that was and still is recognized as one of the greats!!!!
  21. dont talk rubbish ... Iv seen those types whacked with all sorts even a machete and still give it and never turn tail, so explain to me how I was talking rubbish ?
  22. A big f**k of bulldog, presa, bandogs type would not let you mallet it!! That's the advantage I see with that type over a herder...a mate of mine bred bulldog x neo X Dutch shepherd!!! They are some serious dogs....wouldn't want one of those shaking you about like a terrier would a rat...
  23. Their great strength is being friendly towards strangers!! Not ideal for being a guard dog..
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