not sure about bein fake,you ever had a cold nose up ya ring
....erm, have you?
not that i remember,but its one of those sensitive areas that can make you a bit jumpy,judging purely from the reactions of the old woman
Oh aye, a likely story
its a fact a mans corn hole is no go,try it and see ,,when your in the throws of passion just try and give hisrusty sherrifs badge a quick tickle and watch him hit the ceiling