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THE STIFFMEISTER

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    You’d be George pig you empty track suit
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    I’d be B A Baracus you’d be Kingston U T
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    Always have to have a little dig Don’t ya “what’s the point in …” “Big wages , pensions, schooling all that nonsense …” Have a word with yourself it’s not about money . It’s never been about money . You just wouldn’t understand . That’s not a dig , but I very very much doubt that any of your mates from the trawler boats can message you at three in the morning and you’d drive 200 miles to get them, or can deliver 2 decades worth of you’re finest and most idiotic moments , or recite verbatim the name of every single bird you have f****d . relationship councillor , d
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    Whatever you f***ing buffoon
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    Or why bother at all it f***ing stinks of pandering to audiences like the Saudis pathetic
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    When I was starting seeing my Mrs ,, we were both off work at the time and spent that halcyon 6 weeks of me out with tev dogs all afternoon , bit of tea , then out at night with her , went all over but mainly home, just up town me and her . About three weeks into tvis I decided to take her to meet my two best mates . We’ve bee inseparable since we were about 12 as a trio . so I knew they would be in a usual wed night haunt so I took her up there. We called my Mate the horse as he had one method of travel , in a direct line regardless of the obstacles, as we entered the club type venue ,
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    Be careful bangers will be round there choring everything as he’s a geezer
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    Some poor c**t is in the passenger seat contemplating whether to throw themselves out
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    I remember well the first words I said to the first black geezer I had ever spoken to . I was 12 at the time. “les , can I have your autograph mate ? “
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    do you ride the common ridings?
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    You’d be Nat king Cole
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    I wish for nothing more than for all my descendants to stop breeding, to just return to the earth , all our names forgotten, just together under the grass Rustin Cohle
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    https://x.com/TheFastShow1/status/1618157739024482305?lang=en
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    Vinted reviews are also an untapped resource of humour imho
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    Here’s some other prime examples
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    If it hasn’t been named that’s none other than marvellous marvin haggler Had a dog named after him
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    He was also the best thing in “gone in sixty seconds” which is a tall order as it stars the greatest actor in the world . mr Nicholas cage .
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    Stop it
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    Looks like bangers has chored your car mate
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    Who the f**k in the uk seriously gives a f**k about the Winter Olympics ? what a pathetic decision
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    Lol your from f***ing Bradford mush
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    Sorry didn’t mean to blank that A lad in here had a similar story with his . He used to drop it off and it would be home regardless where it was
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    Well said They’re just trying to box mc hull off by moving the goalposts
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