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mushroom

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  1. I've got one and she's f#cking useless but she was neglected badly before I kindnapped her at about aged 3 she is now 5. I've had 2 litters out of her. All bar one have gone to people who asked for pups before we let our male anywhere near her. out of 11 pups in total 7 came out minatures after the mum and what little crackers they are
  2. nice one me owd Redneck get 'em interested young and no matter what, it will stay with them for the rest of their lives (aside for the puberty bump obviously )
  3. Right who's got the acid and how much is it???? I'll take enough to see the invisible dog please
  4. James Clevells - Shogun. What a book.
  5. Agree with the sentiments mate, but this one lies at the foot of the Scottish government, not ours. Useless as our government is, I couldn't have seen them releasing this convicted murderer, especially with the American government requesting that he not be released. This all stinks of political posturing on the side of the Scottish parliament. A bold statement to the world, (the rest of the UK & America especially) that Scotland is a big boy, it can make big decisions no matter what anybody else says or does. Shame that all the replies I've read on here and elsewhere from ordinary Scotti
  6. WTF He should have been left to rot in a 'kin dungeon. WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR OUR FUUCKING GOVERNMENT TO SORT IT'S HEAD OUT. THEY WILL KEEP DOING SH1T LIKE THIS UNTIL THERE IS A CIVIL WAR IN GB??????? THEY ALLOW FOREIGN MURDERERS FREEDOM YET SENTENCE A FRAIL OLD WHITE MAN (Ronnie) FOR KNOCKING A BLOKE ON THE HEAD 40 YEARS AGO AS SOON AS HE LANDS YES HE WAS FREED BUT HE HAD TO REMAIN OUT OF THE COUNTRY OF HIS BIRTH FOR THE MAJORITY OF HIS LIFE. BURY THEIR HEADS IN THE SAND OVER THE IMMIGRATION PROBLEM WHEN EVRYONE IS SCREAMING THE ANSWER AT THEM. WHAT WILL THEY DO WHEN THE SH1T REALLY HITS
  7. What???? a sreaming, wailing spectre announcing the imminent death of a close family member :rofl: wrong country mate, It was probably swingers or doggers :laugh:
  8. Burnley 1 - 0 man utd :clapping: :boogy: :clapping: Av' it
  9. I reckon Kerry katona has taken it all. Straight up th'owd beak :laugh:
  10. oooowwwww I was born Have to agree we are missing the beatles and stones na na na na na naaa nana naa..... hard one
  11. What you see is an entire bird orange beak an everything the mrs saw it and told me to take a pic so we could identify it.... well we haven't
  12. i used fairly liqiud when i washed my hands numerous times. Add sugar mate it acts like swarfega
  13. Sugar, fairy liquid and plenty of it, works for me. ATB Kie
  14. Top shot mate, the hardest ones are always the most satisfying Swampy what the buggery does ninging mean???
  15. Good sounds but give me Lee Scratch Perry and a gram of MDMA . . . No I am the ganja man.... :drag: :drag: Can't fault ya if ya gettin good weed. I just like my base . . . Ric Oooohh Bad memories of the next day. My mum trying to get me to eat my sunday dinner :sick: No thanks mam just a cuppa. Just an occasional biff for me nowadays and a Just do the foot massage Mushy ... because then she'll be happy and you can walk your dog to the pub with no hard feelings. Make life easier for yourself No coz the pub would have been shut by the time I've fin
  16. Good sounds but give me Lee Scratch Perry and a gram of MDMA . . . No I am the ganja man.... :drag: :drag:
  17. Good sounds but give me Lee Scratch Perry and a gram of MDMA . . . B#llocks double post
  18. I just love this Yes :clapper: This takes me back about 24 yrs used to love the on the buses films when I was young my mum just sat me in front of them when I was annoying her kept me quite for an hour or two I love all them films & most of the carry on films Classic !!! I'll get you Butler!!!!! "What about me an Little ARTHUR" or probably my favourite film quotes of all time (guess which film) "Where are we going.... Elz Bellz" (say it with a cockney accent) :clapper: "Choices plenty choices you can have sosage
  19. ... having it large .... :laugh: .... you're a funny fella Mush They're loving it though check out the smiling faces. War couples ay?? That kind of romance is lost........ On me For example My Lou (nearly 7 months preggers) after a 8 hour shift on the ward comes in, sits down and complains how swollen her feet are. My solution Yes dear Right I'm off out with the dogs for 30 mins might nip in the curry house on my way back from pub er walk would you like something??? This was two weeks a
  20. Fec off the seventies had some real good ones but come on they can't compare to what the sixties produced
  21. I just love this Yes :clapper: This takes me back about 24 yrs used to love the on the buses films when I was young my mum just sat me in front of them when I was annoying her kept me quite for an hour or two
  22. :clapper: :clapper: :clapper: My little 'un loves The Who I took her and my mum to see them live in Newcastle about a year and a half ago she loved it and sang most of the songs aswell. Its just really weird seeing a 4 year old (that's how old she was at the time) singing madly to my generation
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