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mushroom

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  1. Do you see dead people, too? :laugh: Only of the anti kind and even then it's just wishful thinking.... :crazy: what am I saying i'm supposed to be cured now...... Two women with breasts, what was the question???
  2. :clapper: :clapper: Well done mate Taken from between styhead and sprinkling tarn on our way up to scafel pike Heres my mongy mrs walking in her sleep with buttermere behind her
  3. Rydal water nope thats miles to far west.
  4. Think he's going beating not a Greengrass look-a-like competition
  5. good footwear, a good stong wax jacket with strong waterproof pants, a hat of some discription and a big bag of toffees (do not wear these eat them ) that should do ya for the wind, rain and cold. Layers is the key.
  6. Guns and roses 92 roger waters and pete mason (pink floyd) twice The Who twice Bod dylan but the best entertainer out of every live act i've ever seen is...............hu haha hu haha Rolf Harris :clapper:
  7. Same happened to my dad and brother, weather report for the area was fine and a snow storm blew in at the top of Helvellyn lucky they were also prepared. They had to help some idiots down who where in t-shirts and shorts I'll tell you another story we were walking back down from scafel pike coming down the west face in october, I said to the mrs is it me or is there two idiots in civi gear walking along the lords rake out came the binos and yep they were at the top in one hell of a dangerous position about to descend one of the sree fields with light falling fast unfecin believable. We
  8. Nope saw them on the illegal books list. Heard that if your found in possession of either, then they pull out your tongue chop off your hands and bore out your eyes so you can never repeat what you have read Also heard that other people who've read them mysteriously spontaneously combusted because of the fiery nature of a scottish toilet..... Just what i've heard like..
  9. No questions asked as to why you were in such a grotty little bog Research for my poetry book............. Entitled "Scotlands loveliest sh1tters" followed by "He snuck up on me officer and other tales of toilet fun" great reads them well done simoman....
  10. No questions asked as to why you were in such a grotty little bog
  11. through no fault of their own....... Good all rounder......... Just needs bringing on...... and my all time favourite It's for a mate (I'm guilty of this one but it was genuinely for a mate) :D
  12. cheers. I saw a very strange moth the other day manage to find out what it was. It was an elephant hawk moth now these are real preddy.
  13. Whats the third one I have lots of these on one of my permissions
  14. I like how they duck and dive around my head eating the insects, when i'm shooting.
  15. again :blink: Sit down before you hurt yourself Ok, this is in the lakes again.
  16. Same happened to my dad and brother, weather report for the area was fine and a snow storm blew in at the top of Helvellyn lucky they were also prepared. They had to help some idiots down who where in t-shirts and shorts I'll tell you another story we were walking back down from scafel pike coming down the west face in october, I said to the mrs is it me or is there two idiots in civi gear walking along the lords rake out came the binos and yep they were at the top in one hell of a dangerous position about to descend one of the sree fields with light falling fast unfecin believable. We
  17. Who's this scary bugger in the background then???
  18. Nope you were right first time high cragg on the slopes of helvellyn taken in january. I kid you not it looks calm and serene now but the sh1t hit the fan at the top when a mini storm decided to come in if you've been then you'll know the wall pens at the top that provide some shelter, well they did for about an hour then I made leggs down in a window. Funny thing was the weather report was all clear for the day, lucky that when in the mountains I'm always prepared. Anyone without a clue and it would of been a mountain rescue job it was that bad. ATB Kie
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