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mushroom

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  1. I once broke one using the bloody bottle opener lol and the blades are about as sharp as some on here
  2. That’s a cracking litter
  3. Yeah….. that’s what I went with and ended up with a right dickhead
  4. Eh? I’m not ya jock cnut haggis sniffing shirtlifter. Meta sell it. I’m doing some market research… just want to see how prevalent it is in SMBs and how many are actually aware that most of the larger businesses you deal with online use it. If you’ve clicked a WhatsApp symbol on a website and it’s gone to a chat window, you’ve used it. You silly ‘Kin Farmfoods frozen square sausage
  5. A builder has 5 people handling clients enquires and a 100 lads on the job. Instead of 5 WhatsApp accounts and the 5 people adding the info manually to a database and then passing it manually to one of the teams. It all goes direct to a central place that all 5 have access to and then tagged to the right team/account to get the job done. With an opt in they are allowed to then market the clients in the future for offers (half price extensions for example) but the clients can and do have the power to say stop and no more offers/msgs are allowed to be sent to that number.
  6. Yes and no. If you go to chatgpt.com (free and no info needed) and type in “what are the rules of WhatsApp business API” it will give you a better understanding of how they’ve made the rules (really strict). It’s not just about how the customer can communicate but how businesses are allowed to use it to communicate with customers and then link the communication stream with their business apps and management systems to make it easier for them to speak with a customer (and visa versa) and hold the conversation more efficiently. The customer has the option to end the conversation or stop any fur
  7. Different to WhatsApp business because those msgs go direct to a WhatsApp biz account, no different to like what you have on your phone with single chats
  8. API integrates with business IT tools like CRM, email etc When you receive the messages from Vodafone for example with an offer if you don’t reply they disappear or if you type stop they don’t continue. If you go to a website and you see the WhatsApp symbol to “talk to us” when you send a msg that msg goes to a central management system and any of their employees with access to that system can reply without opening WhatsApp. Think of it as all msgs go to a computer and not a WhatsApp account. (Not exactly true but a reasonable example)
  9. How many are using it on here for your businesses or companies?
  10. Everybody was kung fu fighting Get that lad a pint
  11. Doh!!! Google mapsed it, wrong bloody Preston I’m on about Preston up north, never knew there was another near Weymouth. Everyday a school day
  12. Isn’t manor farm up forrest of Bowland way near Beacon fell? I’d say closer to Garstang rather than Preston Lovely up there. Used to have a ton of permission all around that area.
  13. The Mossos (Catalan police) do not fuuck about! That terrorist in Barcelona a few years ago, the one that escaped the scene. Officially, he was tracked to be captured and he ended up killed by a couple of shots in a final gun fight…. I’ve seen a photo taken by someone I know who was there… he had more holes in his face, chest etc than a colander. It was never intended he be captured. The moment they attacked, the police had decided they were all dead men
  14. If you listen you can hear them shouting “puta” “hijo de puta” basically son of a whore/bitch/cnut. Plus a few other choice expletives. Español lost to Barcelona and tensions were high. From what I’ve been told. The guy drove into the wrong place and everyone went mental and he just thought fuuck it my name’s Goff. Apparently the coppers gave him a full on absolute pasting.
  15. A mate has a just told me the same happened 15min walk from where I live a couple of weeks ago. Español club If you search insta and YouTube there’s way more videos search “Atropello Cornella”
  16. Just seen full footage on the news here. Fuucking brutal and blood everywhere. The police flew in at the same time as the fans and protected the shitcunt
  17. I’m surprised the police had time to protect the fuucker before the crowd lynched him!
  18. Just seen this on FB, not an bad singing voice https://fb.watch/zQoF9h341R/?
  19. Up to you mate but I’d advise against cameras Best thing about that beach is barely any tourists, plenty of space and no looky looky guys. You may get the odd one selling blankets but it’s rare and they don’t bother you the way they do on the tourist beaches Anything you need, suggestions, help with transport etc just ask. No problem mate
  20. Saw it years ago… not an effing sniff
  21. Friday night I was in bed and heard what I thought was claws on my tiled floor. Searching everywhere convinced a rat or something had got in somehow (I live on the 3rd floor). Couldn’t find nothing but could hear the cnut. Got back in bed, turned the light off and got smacked in the side of the head by the biggest ‘kin moth I’ve ever seen lol. Screamed like a bitch doesn’t even cover the noise that left my lips
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