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I was having a pee in the pub toilets the other day and there was a black guy with 'WENDY' tattoed on his dick (white ink before anyone asks). I said 'who's WENDY, your girlfriend? He said 'Oh no, it's not WENDY, when it goes hard it says 'WELCOME TO ZIMBABWE, HAVE A NICE DAY'
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snap ! took these this morning
kevegg replied to springerman's topic in Wildlife and General Photography
second only to the water vole.... Stoat for me. Kev. -
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6z8nD025BFE Kev
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Anyone got any pics of long tailed tits? They're my fave. Kev.
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Open the image that you want to upload with 'paint'. Click 'image' at the top and then click 're-size'. Type '40' into the first 2 boxes and ignore the boxes that say skew. Save the image and upload onto the website. Very simple but can't take credit for it, I think I got it off someone off this site. Hope this helps. Kev.
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I blame Thatcher. And Blair. And Brown. And Hitler. And my mother in law. In fact forget the first four, it's all the mother in laws fault. Actually thinking about it I think the fourth one is my mother in law. Kev.
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What colour was it it wassss , an itzy bitzy teeny weeny , yellow polka dot bikini Who in there right mind wants to be wearing one of them in this weather Maybe someone who's doing a calendar shoot for 2010
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Check out 'Decoy pattern for crows'. I think it's on page 3. Kev.
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What wellies? You lot must have good eye sight.
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I used to do a bit of off roading but that makes what I did look like fairy steps. I need a good supply of clean pants if I was sat in with them! Kev.
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Glad to be of help. Hope you have a good day. ATB.Kev.
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I've just been and looked at my two girls while they sleep. Now I can hardly see my keyboard through my tears. RIP little man. Kev.
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pm me the guys number ill do it , just live up road. cheers PM sent. Kev.
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I get e-mails from the North Yorkshire Smallholders Society and have just recieved one from someone having a problem with rabbits. I don't know the guy personally and don't know how big the problem is but if you are in the Richmond area PM me and I'll give you the guys phone number. Kev.
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Pi**es me off when someone asks for a lift to work and then expects you to wait for them. I just tell them now if you're there I'll pick you up, if you're not I'll carry on. Kev.
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Kev.
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Steve Parrish, former road racer, team mate of Barry Sheene and truck racer has PEN15. Kev
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I would just like to say how much I like your picture. The enthusiasm of youth eh! Kev.
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Do people actually physically laugh out loud as they are typing? It's just that some people seem to put 'lol' at the end of every sentence. Or is it just the same as when you see someone and say 'alright' when you don't really care if they are alright and just mean hello? Or do they really mean 'lol-lots of love'? Aw that's nice. Kev.
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I know a lad called Chris Moss. I also have a mate who bought a plate with his initials on it. It was R7 ***. He was a bit pissed off when we pointed out it would be good if he was gay (arse heaven) Kev.
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I know he's an absolute **** but to those of us of a certain age he did have some good records out. Still wants a f**king good kicking though. Kev ****-insert expletive here
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I've used Bisley Superfields for years. Work great for me so can't see any point changing. Kev.
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This story happened a while ago in Dublin , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true. John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm. The night was rolling on and not a car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door... only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and
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Some twigs.
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Who you calling stupid?