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thepriest

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  1. Did anyone watch the history channel last night? Theres a new series on there called warriors.
  2. They taste good. Just make sure they are cooked thoroughly. The little feckers are everywhere these days.
  3. Just sit it out and slap them with an air rifle.
  4. I have seen that before but its still good. Thing is you can just imagine her talking like that. Saucey mare.
  5. Plastic boy. Cant belive so many women get wet over him. Tosser.
  6. The big one in the middle reminds me of one i say in belize when i was in the army. It was fluttering towards me so close that down the night scope it was just a blur and thee dots on the wings looked like eyes, And i thought it was a jaguar bounding towards me, Scared the shite outa me, lol. I can see an orange tip and a swallow tail and a moonarch i think but i dont know the rest.
  7. Cant think of any heroic couples. If you really wanted to be controversial You could go as Ian Brady and Myra Hindley. Or Fred and Mary West.
  8. Thanks for the help. He is fine now c**ts
  9. My first question to your nieghbour would be. "How do you know i was out all night" My second would be "Have you been perving on me through the windows again" Then i would say Dogs bark sometimes, You would be the first to moan if you got robbed and the dogs didnt make a sound. Long as they dont make a habit of it dont worry.
  10. Alright fellas I have been looking after my daughters Jack russel for the last couple of weeks whilst she has gone on her hols. But this morning he is a little under the weather, Hes hads the squits and loathing around. Deffenatly not his self. Hes ten months old and he is uasully full of beans. I will give him a few more hours if he hasnt livened up i wil take him down the vets. Any thoughts on what might be up with him. Cheers
  11. Theres a lot of people in gaol who have done their time but are still there. When you look at society now and the leanency of some judges towards certain types of criminals eg peados and rapists. And you look at some of the senences past in the sixties towards the likes of the krays, Richardsons and the great train robbers it makes you wonder. They make an example of Ronnei Biggs because he managed to shaft the system for so long, He escaped and went on the run and never served his full sentance which is why they keep him still. But enough is enough let the poor old sod out for his last
  12. what a monster, Every pikers dream. Takes a while to get round the news. I was hearing about this fish about siix weeks ago.
  13. Give it the large fella. You might not get another chance
  14. Gonna need a bigger landing net lol
  15. Couldnt fib. Then your a good girl and may your god bless you. Laters. Have a good weekend.
  16. Your encouragable i would love a 42 inch telly I know. Im a naughty boy. I am from east London x
  17. Get smashing then girl lol. While your at it lose the 42 inch wide screen hd tele and the state of he art hifi.
  18. Sorry Kay i just cant take you serious with that avatar, You look to cheeky and giggling. lol
  19. I couldnt do that Why not. Everyone else does it.
  20. Go outside throw a brick through the offending window and claim on your house insurance. Blame it on those little chavs
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