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  1. I have always been quite lucky as far as hangovers go i dont really get them. Sometimes a dodgy stomach in the morning but thats a bout it. The best thing to do before you go to bed is drink two or three pints of water it will take the edge off it in the morning.
  2. Might get away with it if theres only one copper but two, Not so sure.
  3. Theres plenty of quality readymades availible from the shops if you dont mind paying the price. But if you want to make your own the simplist is 4 oz semolina 4oz soya flour A couple of eggs plus the flavour of your choice. Its winter so about 5 mil. thats about a tea spoon full. And a sweetner. Its a good basic base mix that you can add other things to eg fish meals or bird food aswell
  4. There getting more common now in the winter. Havent seen any this year yet though.
  5. Theres only three creatures on this planet that i will kill and enjoy. That is rats, cormarants and starlings. The rest is mearly business. Next thing we know these filthy sky raiders will be reading the news.
  6. I have heard starlings mimick other bird song, But thats something else. And to much for me to handle. wheres the air rifle.
  7. thas me out aswell chick,5,10,brown eyesand only 39,so near yet so far, ,but hight shouldnt matter when your lieing down ;)give n take a few inches dear, No its nothing to do with the physical side of a relationship the height thing , its difficult to explain but it makes me feel safer with someone big , i find that generally taller people are easier going in general I think its quite naturel for women to like tall dark hansome guys, Its just a girl thing. No being either of the three i will just say what i think on the subject. Kay you like tall guys, Because tey make you feel safe.
  8. A little man who thinks big is bigger than a big man who thinks small.
  9. Long legs, strappy shoes, short skirts skimpy dresses, brown eyes, and women in uniform
  10. Why cleaning the toilet? Hoovering, washing up maybe............ Cause she would have to bend over to do the bog lol
  11. keira knightly naked in a bath full of fruit cocktail, And Angelina jolie cleaning the toilet in leather
  12. The real art is not to get caught in the first place. Its all about getting to know the estate you are working, Keepers are creatures of habit mainly. Get to know his movements and regular patrols if any. Find out where he drinks and what time he has his supper. The real key is being able to carry out the ancient art with as little poaching paraphernalia as possible so if you do get compremised you can have a cover story for you trespass. Ferrtets are a no no, Guns are just ferkin stupid unless you dont mind losing them or stashing them prior to getting collared. Get dropped off dont leave a m
  13. Go back a few hundred years and if you were caught poaching by a keeper who work for a lord of the manor he could of hung you on the spot
  14. First time i got caught was when i was about 13 years old. I was having a bit of a mooch one evening with my trusty airsporter. The keeper collared me just off a footpath i was laying up in a ditch squealing up some rabbits and he crept up behind me and put his foot on my back and said "i been watching you for a while boy what the ferk you think your doing" My reply was obvious " whats it ferkin look like controling your pests for you" Next thing i know hes pulled me up and starts growling at me " you cheeky little c@@t who do you think you are, Whats your name, Where do you live" Right im th
  15. Ahh proper ferreting weather. Would be nice to see some down my way
  16. Like realdeal says Get yourself fit. Or you will be Fooked before you start. If its what you really want to do then you will find the strengh to acomplish it. But if its a half hearted dicision because theres no other option then you will find yourself back to square one. Sappers are brave fookers, They have to get on with it even under fire and i have a lot of respect for them even no para would openly admit it. Am i not right realdeal
  17. thepriest

    Heron....

    Makes a change from peoples goldfish i supose. Bit of a mouthful though
  18. I was talking to my missus the other night about some of the things we you to like eating when we were younger and amungst all the other things like choclate tools and texan bars, Bovril crisps came up. When i was a kid i use to love them, Was it just me or were they nice? What do you miss?
  19. Like the others say Meindl make some quality footware. All our guys out in iraq and afganistan are wearing their dessie version. Well worth the money
  20. Not sure on the law now, But in the old days when i was a keeper. Drag poles were very popular when snaring and most foxes were still alive when you found them. Depending on he condition of the pelt i use to make a dicision whether to give them a barrel or give them a good clout with a priest or claw hammer.
  21. thepriest

    Boxing

    Lenny Mclean v Mad gypsy bradshaw, All ten seconds of it.
  22. They certainly can, All corvids are very inteligent. When i was a keeper years ago i had two tame magpies that i use to keep for decoying cage traps.
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