My friend rang me earlier and said
'Mate, is a clitoris round the front or round the back?'
'Round the front'
I replied.
'Why?'
'f**k....Then I've just spent 20 minutes licking her haemorrhoid'
Looking for local piking venues and used to fish under bank for the trout etc back in the eighties. Used to see some big pike come out. Anyone fished it alately. Any tips/ hints welcome ?
The first terrier I owned was off a couple of gay chaps. Started off rabbiting and entered readily to fox. Went on to have a long and successful career. Steady baying type dog. But did me proud....