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mackem

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  1. I actually know a guy who has a "Place" staffed with oriental ladies He isnt short of a quid or two
  2. Kind of reminds me of Julie Walters character in Personal services when she copied an advert offering French polishing , but she hadnt a clue what it was True story Kay,my brother-in-laws family have restaurants,his sis opened one in Sussex called "Thai-fantasy" she had to change the name after six months as she was plagued with calls from guys thinking it was a knocking-shop
  3. Its not literature kay,its phone-box cards Yeah,try it
  4. Sorry,when you said "Bossy Madame" I thought you ran a dominatrix dungeon,its just thats the exact description their adverts sometimes give
  5. You must be minted i dont crack whips , i am naturally a bossy madam Bossy madam?You have a flair for it,theres dungeons in London crying out for a woman with your natural talents
  6. Its life Jeff,but not as we know it
  7. Octopus lure to entice them from the coral prior to being speared,the first one I ever got was a small blue-ringed octopus,luckily the guy I was with warned me from touching it and a hooked cuttle-fish/squid lure for use at night under the boats lights.
  8. These are just basic models the guys working on the seaweed-farms get their food with,I spoke to him about the fish-stunner,he has housed it in plastic drainpipe but he said he could get metal casings made-up
  9. Nilos in sulu at the minute Maty,on a seaweed farm,just sent me these pics,theres no net connection but he is hooked up to his phone Typical home-made native speargun mate,they caught a few hawksbill turtles this morning,still waiting for the pics to come through
  10. It was a nubile young dominatrix who flagellated me,a one-off experience,not my cuppa
  11. Whippings as well?You often crack whips Kay?I paid £60 for 30 minutes of whip-cracking action once
  12. Both played the game,thats the important part,and I bet both enjoyed the night
  13. Ferret Boy,I am sure OTC or some collector of antiquated trapping literature has a Youngs catalogue,you would be surprised how much they used to cost If I was after one now I would either make it myself from scratch,or search around for a heavy Z nylon sheet netting
  14. I cant remember how much mine was to be honest,it seems like wayyy back in time so I probably paid in groats or bartered for a goat Contact one of the guys who make nets on here,one of them would do you a bespoke
  15. i there anywhere where i can get hold of one Make one ferret,square-mesh net,not difficult mate
  16. I bought one YEARS ago,from either youngs of misterton or KP&S??I was only about 15?There was no canvas tail on mine,and I remember how difficult it was to synchronise dragging it with my mates,I remember we caught birds in ford quarry in sunderland with it,not many,very low numbers then I got a .410 shotgun and used to shoot them with the lamp,quicker and more effective,I wouldnt kill an english partridge nowadays though Very dainty beautiful birds.
  17. Methinks a night's nocturnal driven-pheasant shooting
  18. i'd be amazed if the dog said no "No" is easy for some dogs LT http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3ERSFuSm4rY
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    Woodcarving

    I liked his carvings a lot,But as soon as I opened the site I saw home sweet home,the Hong Kong skyline view from TST
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    police

    CWD is a division of the Thai police,I bet they get here quicker than Thames f**king Valley
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    police

    Looking after their onw artic You havent an alarm-button or bat-phone at the side of your bed perchance?Thames-valley are total and utter crap
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    police

    Tracker dogs?Searching the area?You watch too much TV artic This was real life,not a reality show or "cops on camera" where they posture and preen I used to live in a country where your legally allowed to shoot a burglar,I am not advocating that here as I would invite som of my neighbours over at 1am for a tea or coffee But jesus christ,what a bunch of people we employ,they earn their PLOD nickname.
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    police

    Keystone cops more likes,or dixon of dock-green
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    police

    The police were called within 2 or 3 minutes,I told my sis to put in a complaint,but in all honesty whats the use,coppers really are a waste of space,a necessary evil,but the majority are just in the job for easy-street and a pension at the end
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    police

    Now I KNOW your on a wind up Police station,and its a decent sized one is half a mile?Staines police station which is f*****g HUGE is three miles I have heard about prioritising crime but it extracts the urine,I said my nephew should have shot one with his rifle then told the police,they would have been there withing 10 minutes flat
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