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mackem

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  1. to easy! PUSSY! got mine, age, 10, highscore air pistol, crawled under pine trees on belly! when i got it in my hand i nearly stared crying,it was so beautiful I would never shoot one again to be honest,something about them
  2. Hong Kong aint developing Tyla,puts London to shame in terms of technology,I think its just the concept of animal rights havent quite caught on there,Wanchai market again I saw a guy behead a 40+ Lb carp,severed head gasping away,gills still working,the works,no one bothered except a few of us who had gathered to spectate.
  3. The mole empties out at Hampton court palace,Mole record is 15lb 4oz for barbel,but there was an electro-fishing survey on the thames between hampton and kingston 2 years ago,it turned up barbel to around the 20lb mark
  4. I have fished the mole mate,I live very close to where it hits the Thames,only ever fished it for trout though,plenty of brownies in there
  5. I didnt get a shotgun till I was 14 Chess,single barrel folding pedretti,otherwise I would have shot it on the ground with that,kids eh,I would never shoot one now though,their russets and browns are absolutely stunning,beautiful birds
  6. Oh its ok i will have a vest on till its time to take the pics Make sure its a thermal-vest,remember what your mum always said about how delicate your chest is,you dont want pneumonia or pleurisy,besides,my offer was perfectly innocent and gentlemanly,just like opening a door or pulling out a seat at a restaurant table for a lady
  7. I have a high body-temperature and very warm hands if thats any help? I could cover your "Bits" till they are ready to be unveiled so they dont look as "Shocked"
  8. Theres always an ulterior motive Chess Good luck in Lamlash,dont forget holiday pics
  9. I dont personally care for Mr Oddie,he lives up to his name,but I watched it to see if there was any further info on the Muntjac population of the UK
  10. Correct,I am not christian There used to be a beautiful marshy area on the side of a stream,always held woodcock during hard weather,I think I was about 12 or 13,it was with a webley Vulcan Mk1,there was thick snow on the ground,I spotted it because of its beautiful limpid eye,open sights,end of story,beautiful looking bird Lamlash bay was on TV last night,wild looking place
  11. First woodcock I ever shot was with an airgun
  12. First time I ever tried spinning/plugging for pike I spent £60 on lures,certain that one of these creations would catch a fish,the water was gin-clear,I was looking at pike on station beside reed-beds and working the lures past their noses,no interest whatsoever,went upstream near the weir,silted coloured water,first cast and a 2lb jack struck,is there any hard-and-fast rules?
  13. Joe has top-class photography equipment,looks like we will take his sis fishing with us,she can push the wheelbarrow
  14. We used to do exactly the same Mr T,never once thought of the consequences,now I know what happened to the hair on the sides of B.A.Baracus head
  15. Mackem youve been thinking that 1 up all night..... you make me laugh....x I was actually looking at the clothing site,fantasising because theres nowt on TV,saw the net body-stocking and remembered the calendar
  16. Someone should volunteer to do a fishing theme,get into the water casting a fly,or seated on the bank with a pole Siutably attired of course http://www.eroticlothing.co.uk/acatalog/fi...ystockings.html
  17. But did you get your three wishes Mr T?
  18. http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/index...showtopic=69100
  19. Chess,Lamlash bay has just been featured on BBC2,its been made Scotlands first No-take zone,no fishing allowed,and its being monitored by COAST (Community of Arran seabed trust),the seabeds barren,they just showed dive-footage
  20. Kay,you adopt more colours and guises than a chameleon,thats your Morticia Adams look
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