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mackem

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  1. My point exactly sir,but you worded it far better.
  2. Yup,seriously,you honestly think the UK is third world level?Read what i put,the UK isn't 3'rd world,nowhere near.
  3. Yup,the face of the UK is changing,its getting dirtier,more difficult to tell friend from foe,the people are in low spirits and disenchanted,but it hasn't reached 3'rd world ghetto status.
  4. I don't understand this wilf,I genuinely don't and I am normally fairly good at comprehension.UK at this precise moment is an absolute crime free heaven compared to loads of genuine 3'rd world ghettos.
  5. I have been in a couple,from genuine experience surrey is nowhere near as bad,lol.
  6. Flee the country?Travel in large groups?Arm yourself?
  7. Yup,do it myself but I always fillet the fish,I wouldn't just zip it open then discard the fish afterwards.
  8. Not enough,got to keep reiterating it just in case the brits think the attack was perpetrated by Johnny foreigner.
  9. Get ditch an early-bird ticket for next year's swingathon,I think its up his way abouts,OAP's get a free testicular kick. https://swingathon.uk/
  10. Not uncommon to see a fish just killed for its roe and just dumped,seen quite a few this year.
  11. You did that deliberate,I feel nauseous and woozy,you have put me off my lunch,I need olives.
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    Covid..

    I love a happy ending,enjoy the rest of your day sir.
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    Covid..

    Nimbus or stratus?
  14. The king of kink (as epstein used to call him) probably has a cupboard full of them
  15. Long time ago,can't bear to even smell it cooking,horrible stuff,give me eggs royale any morning of the week old chap.
  16. My lady is currently watching 60 minutes Australia apparently Andy Windsors favourite country is Thailand,theres stories of his bisexuality and attraction to ladyboys,its also where (as mentioned earlier) he had 40 prostitutes in 4 days.
  17. Yup,she eats bacon,heathen.
  18. Black/British and carribean/British suspects arrested,not being treated as Terrorism.
  19. Also people who just can't give a f**k,I have seen people land salmon and just throw them on the bank recently.
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    Pet hates.

    Oi,that's racist don't forget what happened to Nobel laureate james Watson for his race IQ findings
  21. Sounds like your dad had a great life,did he leave any photos?Did he learn hindi?I was in a post office years ago in an old British rule building,they still had the old "Tiffin room" sign from pre-independance days.
  22. Thought about this thread a couple of hours ago,sitting on a ridge watching a beaver in a pond below,it was a tiny dot but I could see his wake.
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