mattydski
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Sounds like my wife.. She killed my passion, enthusiam and bank account, yet she nurses my kids...
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A list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers... 1) "Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologise for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to cross over to the Westbound and go in the opposite direction." 2) "Your delay this evening is caused by the line controller suffering from E & B syndrome: not knowing his elbow from his backside. I'll let you know any further information as soon as I'm given any." 3) "Do you want the good ne
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A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building†So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. -The 1st floor sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs -The 2nd floor sign reads: Fl
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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of old aged pensioners when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on the shoulder again and she hands the driver another handful of peanuts. When she is about to hand him another batch again, he asks her "Why don't you eat the peanuts?" "We can't chew them because we have no teeth", she replied. "We just love the chocolate around them."
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I feel sick just thinking about it... :sick: But you have to give a little leeway to the authouroties.. They are very busy after all catching all those naughty people with the wrong spacing or characters on their number plates, or are 2 days late paying their car tax. And they have no money beacause they have to fund those poor politicians lifestyles, who have to furnish 3 house, and have a team of staff to cater to their every whim..And lets face it, why make people work for a living when the goverment can pay for fit, able bodied people to stay at home? Rule Brittania... Sign
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I wil keep my ears to the ground. Not many 575xp's about yet, so it would be strange to see one being sold second hand?? That would deffinately attract attention.
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Strange question?? A ferret is an attacker, it uses its teeth and claws and bite strength to kill other animals. It has a different ethos. A squirrell generally doesnt kill other animals, it is however an omnivore, not a carnivore..It defends, rather than attacks. My money, for what it is worth, is on the ferret. It is unlikely they would come face to face, unless the ferret attacked a mother on a drey..
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Happy birthday.
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Wishing you all the best Martin. Speedy recovery and happy hunting soon..
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Sorry to hear that, speedy recovery!!
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Stalking next wekend , but thereafter. Definately... Whats her name? Roesan Doell right tastey she is
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Stalking next wekend , but thereafter. Definately...
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Sounds good to me, Sorry to here about the flu!! Was it proper man flu? :sick: not the feeble version those women get... How you getting on with the locators. I think i've mastered mine. Had a long dig to my hob last weekend on a stopper. Got to within inches... Hoped to try the jills this weekend but wifey is working and got to go to the kelp today, gardens looking like a dumpster..
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Just out of interest, what are you using it for, and what do people pay to get coated? I take it, it is used to do synthetic gun stocks, scope etc...
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Looks like a ridgeback needs a bigger hook. IMHO
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There was a guy banging on the farmers doors on one of my permissions last year, claiming to be special forces, carrying a military rifle. (described as SA80) been sent to eliminate a big cat in the Carse of Gowire. It was actualy my receptionist at work's husbands farm. I happened to see the guy running round with a huge back pack, around the neighbouring farm later in the day, but didnt find out till work on the monday morning, what his purpose was. Very spooky. Never seen one, nor had the farmer, been foxing there, with lamp, in lambing season, never so much as a peep... Given he bange
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then what do you call a .416 barret Mr Barret, sir...
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A filliting knife i had lost two weeks earlier on a public footpath on one of my permissions?
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Fiction-Val Mcdermot. (Wire in the blood authour) Non Fiction- Land Rover Haynes Manual. Essential reading
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Buy it still alive, kill in boiling water.. its the kindest thing...
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Cheers mate, i'm sat with a bottle of wine and a packet of Pork Scratchings here......
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Its a job to choose the top three. Live and let die (Any Roger Moore Bond Film to be Honest) The Rock (Sean Connery and Nick Cage) SWAT (Colin Farrell, Samuel L Jackson) Or Where Eagles Dare North Sea Hijack An Ungentlemanly Act I dunno know now..i cant choose..
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spr...good choice there..made a mate sick watching that on soround sound after a night on the pop.opening scene..vomit city..
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I have the original parts manual and workshop manuals for series ones. I had a " with shackles at the front. If you are intersted in the parts manuals let me know. Matt
