mattydski
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Good on you.. Keep at it.. I wonder whether thats on the national curriculum? I 'm sure some busybody will have an opinion on that at some point, but keep at it..
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Thanks. I have a question for regular .243 users. At what distance maxi would you reasonnably try a shot on a stag by a clear and non windy day? I take it we are refering to larger species, ie excluding bucks. In which case i personally would limit my shooting to 150 to 200 yds(I only stalk Roe though). The limiting bit being me..On Roe i may consider taking slightly longer range shots, but not alot, for the same reasons. I have no doubt the rifle has the punch to do more. Just the squidgy bit behind the trigger thats the problem. Matt
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Never too young.IMHO
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A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc. His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names." The host said, "Well, to be honest, I've forgotten her name."
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funnily enough... No
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And finally Three mice were sitting at a bar talking about how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says, "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it 20 to 30 times." And, with that, he slams another shot. The second mouse slams a shot and says, "That's nothing. I take those poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of it." And, with that, he slams another shot. The third mouse slams a shot, gets up, and walks away. The first two mice look at each other,
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No, that'll be the High paid job, my mortgage payments, her new car this year, the gorgeous kids and my reluctance to argue.. i'll stop there or it well be you chering me up.. Next One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar waiting to catch any drunk drivers. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pul
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At least you get a reaction!! Nice Mine's so sedentary, i get abuse from the funeral service for too many false alarms...........................
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A man walks into a bar and orders a 12-year-old scotch. The bartender, believing that the customer will not be able to tell the difference, pours him a shot of the cheap 3-year-old house scotch that has been poured into an empty bottle of the good stuff. The man takes a sip and spits the scotch out on the bar and reams the bartender. "This is the cheapest 3-year-old scotch you can buy. I'm not paying for it. Now, give me a good 12-year-old scotch." The bartender, now feeling a bit of a challenge, pours him a scotch of much better quality, 6-year-old scotch. The man takes a sip and spi
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Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Innovative Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Specificity British Constitution c) Passive-aggressive disorder d) Transubstantiate Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk... a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. Nope, no more booze for me. c) Sorry, but you're not really my type. d) No kebab for me, thank you. e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? f) I'm not interested in fighting
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It was for your benefit yes.. Heres another... A confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains. "What's it telling you now?" she asked. "Well, it says you'r
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A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion. The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meow
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Not overly keen myself Scott.. But needs must.. Haven't had sheeps eyeballs for a while now..mmm. taste them allready..
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You do seem to be having a lot of bad days Foxy??? Matty
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I have that as a poster in my office, had for years now. Luv It.. Matt
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Anyone been to kuwait recently? If so what is it like at the moment? I was due to go to Dubai, but its been changed to Kuwait. Only a short visit, but never been to the Middle East before. Matt
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Yep that about sums it up....
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Emma Goey and sentimental......Me????? Nah... How i've remained married for 11 years is a mistery to me and Mrs Matt.
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Woman's Prayer Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who is handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed. When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, and knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never eve
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He's a bit of a cutie.. I used to have kids like that... Nice Matt
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A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Scotsman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives. "Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me." "Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man." When the Scotsman remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your
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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
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We are thinking of renewing our marriage vows soon. I've got mine written.. We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the Rules from the male side. There are our rules:- Please note.... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE! 1. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If its up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Saturday = Sports. Its like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be
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You must be single, or have one hell of a wife to let you do that? I nearly got divorced just by putting a measley cylinder head in the dishwasher...
