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    Who said that Welcome to Matty's world
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    Out of date choccies?Was she arrested? they let her off lightly,gave her 3542 hours community service,(whiting Somalians trainers in the west end).Curfew from the hours of 11.00am to 10.58am,(she's still got enough time to take the bins out)they were going to put her on tag till they realised the tag weighed more than her..... all in all think she may just learn her leson out of this,oh well she's only got 3429 hours left on her community service.... She should be burnt at the stake in my opinion...BUt then again i'm a married white working middle aged male with a wife and thr
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    As long as his benefits aren't affected he.'ll be fine, if they are he can always sue for PTSD.. If he is a mate of yours, tell him i have ordered a hundred thousand copies of the Citizens advice bureau's leaflet on how to sue old ladies, in Somali, because i believe it to be in the interest of the public, that we dont encourage them to learn too much english.. He still has PTSD from seeing a copy of "Blackhawk down" in Blockbusters,he is suing the firm for advertising genocide of his people,the fact he was born in Lewisham matters not,high profile racism case lawyer Imran Khan has waiv
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    As long as his benefits aren't affected he.'ll be fine, if they are he can always sue for PTSD.. If he is a mate of yours, tell him i have ordered a hundred thousand copies of the Citizens advice bureau's leaflet on how to sue old ladies, in Somali, because i believe it to be in the interest of the public, that we dont encourage them to learn too much english..
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    Damn right..when i ws kid, they'd off hung, drawn and quartered her for less..These days she'll get off with a life sentance..what is this country coming to..
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    Being selfish... We have held a party for all our friends for the last 4 years. This year, i am not going to offer, and hope someone else takes the baton, so to speak.....Fares fare..after all.. So in answer to the question...Nothing.....
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    had a dabble

    mattydski replied to Kay's topic in General Talk

    Nice Kay... Definately something to continue with i'd say.. Matt
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    Its a state of mind matty :vava:
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    monogomy
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    you trying get dumped It a matter of politics
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    No, but still trying......
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    Pierre

    mattydski posted a topic in General Talk

    Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, gr
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    travel

    mattydski replied to a topic in General Talk

    Where were you when it was snowing? Matt
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    you got a 22-250 befor a 22lr yep..had one on a closed certificate for fox control when i worked as a gamekeeper on a farm..
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    A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you. B is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!! C is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before. D is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained? E is for E
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    10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything chec
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    Aye, not bad....
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    Lamb tikka massala??
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    It is an easy way in to it if you dont have allready have land and an FAC. I did mine a couple of years ago and irrespective of how much you think you know, it does reinforce alot of knowledge. I did it through pressures of an estate i wanted the stalking on, insurance, due dilligence, risk assesment.blah, blah, blah. Never got the stalking, but it was worth getting it anyway. I would also suggest booking in plenty of time, because I thought I knew alot until the bloody book turned up..then you realise how little you know. ( and I studied deer management as part of my University degree) Al
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    Age 36 (allready got my pipe and slippers) First shots 24 years ago First air rifle 21 years ago First SGC 18 years ago First FAC (22-250) 16 years ago (now 243 and .22lr) First ferrets 2 years ago (wish it was longer)
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    My collie does not like the torch, or me play fighting with the wife. My loyal hound attacks me to defend her?????????? GIT! My westie does not like any loud bangs, but tbh its because she saw half of her freinds shot at an early age from a breeder we were freinds with.. In fact when ever i get the guns out, she runs for cover and we have had her 8 years, and she is 12 this year.... I guess that memory is in built in her for good.. She went deaf this month due to an ear infection, and she has never been happier Matt
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    Top Gear

    mattydski posted a topic in General Talk

    Don't forget top gear is on....
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    What he says..he beat me to it :11:
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    http://www.stihl.co.uk/html/default_fr.php?category=chainsaw Try this, and read the section on safety. Especially on kick back. And if you are felling..escape routes and hinges. :black eye: It is very easy to be over confident with a chainsaw, until you know what not to do. Not trying to scare you, just seen too many accidents and near misses.. :sick: Many accidents are caused by lack of maintenace..but you say you have that covered
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    What he says.... He beat me too it..
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