Big Night Out Guide to UK Government Borrowing
Ever wondered how UK government borrowing actually works?
Forget the economics textbooks — it’s basically one giant messy night out. And in this pub economy, gold is the one pint that never waters down.
The Government = That Mate Who’s Always Borrowing Pints
You know the type. Walks in, wallet emptier than a Wetherspoons curry plate, and says:
He never really clears the tab. But he keeps people sweet — buys crisps, sticks a quid in the jukebox, maybe gets the darts going.
Everyone thinks: “Well, he’ll