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    Can’t open it, mate. I used to think it was canned laughter so I googled it and they say it was filmed in front of a live audience, but either way, I enjoyed it. Nothing wrong with different opinions on comedy. Cheers.
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    One of my best pals married a Filipina and moved there when he retired. Being of Polish decent, he would always eat when he drank, so was pleasantly surprised when he went for a drink with her brothers and they kept bringing in slices of barbecued meat…….until he went through the kitchen to the bathroom and there was a dog on a spit and one of his brother in laws cutting slices off it !! Cheers.
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    I though Friends was filmed in front of a live audience ? Cheers.
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    Dan, you’re making an old man feel even older ! LOL ! Our idea of a good day out was to go to Morpeth on market day Wednesday, as the pubs were open all day on market day, but they closed during the afternoon normally. Getting drunk was the order of the day, drugs were unheard of and the only dancing would be trying to avoid a punch when a fight started with the angry locals ! Cheers.
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    As far as I can see Mathew Perry only hurt himself, no one else, and seems to be universally well liked by all his contemporaries and even ex wives and girlfriends where I lived when Friends was at its heights didn’t have tv coverage so we went to the local cd and tape shop once a month and pick up the latest episodes. I enjoyed them very much and still smile at the replays on tv. A lot of comedians are/were depressive’s, some with serious mental problems, behind the scenes. Cheers.
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    “You can take the man out of south east Asia, but you can’t take south east Asia out of the man !”. Must admit, I do like my Asian and Arabic food ! Cheets.
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    I’m not sure, but a few years ago I looked into keeping bees on my allotment. The council said I would have to do a bee keeping course but they would pay for it. They also said all the other allotment holders would have to sign a letter saying it was ok with them , but one old woman who hated everyone refused to sign. Thete was also a rule about having netting a certain height around the hive area. In the end I gave up the idea. Cheers.
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    “First the came for the smokers; but I didn’t speak up for them as I don’t smoke. Then they came for the hunters; but I didn’t speak up for them as I don’t hunt. Then they came for the drivers; but I didn’t speak up as I didn’t own a car. Finally they came for me; but it was too late; there was no one left to speak up for me ! “. I’ve changed the words, but Neimollers poem is still very relevant…….. Cheers.
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    I knew old lads that came to the pub, nursed a pint or a whiskey and smoked a pipe while they had a game of dominoes and a craic with their mates, it was, for some of them, the only social interaction they had. They simply stopped going to the pub when the smoking ban came in. Of course it wasn’t just the smoking ban that contributed to the demise of the working class pubs. We used to race the whippets on a Saturday and Sunday and then all go back to the pub, dogs were welcome, but then the pubs started selling meals and banned dogs so we went elsewhere. I was only half joking about the w
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    Israel

    chartpolski replied to Bakerboy's topic in General Talk

    Yes, until I sussed out Blair, Mandelson ,Campbell . etc. Cheers.
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    I must just be an old Luddite, misogynist, cantankerous c**t! Ive never smoked in my life, but pubs changed for the worst when the smoking ban came in, and also when they banned men only bars in pubs and allowed women in the bars of working mens clubs ! How I long for a pub of yesteryear; no women or kids in the bar, more domino boards than sweetie dispensers and fluffy toy grabbers. The only grub available was pork pies, pickled eggs and plain crisps. When you could use racist and misogynist language or jokes without some woke b*****d being offended and reporting you ! Whe
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    Israel

    chartpolski replied to Bakerboy's topic in General Talk

    Why would they want a new one ? Theyve already got one......Labour ! Cheers.
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    Cheers.
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    Very nice , and 10/10 for presentation Cheers.
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    I’ve seen many such cases and you wonder how they can be so gullible ? Ive seen lads taken not once but twice before they learned the lesson ! Cheers.
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    An old lad that had an allotment next to mine had worked in the Middle East and China for years, retired and bought a small farm in Romania. Shortly after he had moved in and set everything up a Romanian family turned up and claimed the farm was theirs. It went to court and of course they found for the Romanian family. The old lad lost the lot. Seen it happen in places like Thailand and the Philippines aswell. The grass isn’t always greener on the other side ! Cheets.
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    The hares are sitting tight in the rough, a roe popped out of the rough, saw the dog and straight back in. Bitch saw it but it was long gone by the time she got there. But you’re not going to get a run if you don’t get out ! Cheers.
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    Real slop today ! Cheers.
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    I’m not a boxing expert by any means, but I thought Fury lost three or four rounds, so he won it for me, but he was far from impressive against an amateur. Didn’t do his credibility any good, but improved his bank balance considerably ! Cheers.
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    I think it was a real fight ! Fury didn’t seem to take it seriously for the first few rounds, then realised he was in a proper fight ! Cheers.
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    Split decision ! Fury had been made to look like a mug ! Ive been arguing with my nephew who thinks Fury is the best heavyweight ever..he’s starting to think he’s wrong ! Cheers.
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    Even if Fury wins, which isnt certain, it’s done him no favours or won him any fans ! Cheers.
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    Not Evan a novice, never even had an amateur fight. Fury had to take this seriously! Cheers.
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    FFS get on with it !!! Cheers.
  25. chartpolski
    Fit as a rutting buck, mate ! Cheers.
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