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Simoman

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  1. If felching is wrong, i don't want to be right

  2. I took an online drawing course, but found it less than helpful to be honest.....
  3. Nice little drawing, one question, is it a Hob or Jill?
  4. Simoman

    SCUM.

    Sick beyond belief.......
  5. The quintessential British lurcherman, head to toe in real tree, can of skol and lurcher ringside

    1. jeppi26

      jeppi26

      No probs anytime dad.you heard anything off Stabba?

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      Spoke to him last night, slack arse lol

    3. jeppi26
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  6. Knowing Ian its quite possible :laugh:
  7. Its a little known fact that stabs provided the voice for 80's tv favourite George from popular childrens show "Rainbow", in later years he was forced too provide voiceovers for gay porn

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      Earth, you have repeated my comment you gimp lol

       

    2. Stabs

      Stabs

      Does that mean I'm really you Simon??

    3. Simoman

      Simoman

      You are me, i am you, we are one xx

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  8. Is there anyone on the forum with more sex appeal than stabs? I don't think so

    1. Simoman
    2. "Earth!"

      "Earth!"

      but a knob like a 4yr olds..

    3. Stabs

      Stabs

      4 year olds arm holding a blood orange

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  9. 8 2,468 now knob sucker You wish you could tap this
  10. Kenneling 2 dogs is a very bad idea in my opinion, kenneling 3 is beyond belief......
  11. Sallie, i have just done a search and that photo has been posted 2,467 times before
  12. I think a few posters have a few geographical issues with what is "British film"............
  13. stabba only likes these as neither sentences will ever be used in conjuction with the word stabba Snatch/Trainspotting/Kes/Zulu.......
  14. He said he doesn't require a 4x4, personally i'd opt for seat alhambra/ford galaxy, i like the renault espace but would want a newer model, toyota previas are bomb proof, very very reliable BUT not so great on fuel.........
  15. Pmsl Paul, but isn't that shaggy? No litters sired by Scooby.........
  16. Awww ffs i remember those stuffed fox threads from years ago P.S jigsaw you spend far too much time trawling that donedeal site
  17. A pleasent day and spot of lunch with stabba, Jeppi and Paulus

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      Ok, you acheived redemption via the arseless chaps

    2. rocky1
    3. rocky1
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  18. Really? It was shit imo, cheap tat and a rip off to get in, you must have not been to a decent show or gamefair, although they are like rocking horse shite nowadays
  19. I found them good quality and service...
  20. Some good dogs throw crap offspring, sad fact, and many of the well known dogs that are average workers are famous for being good producers of outstanding dogs, the joys and unpredictability of genetics matey..........
  21. Saying that some of the clowns who parade around the shows with a beer can in one hand, dog shitting all over the place and his dirty sweaty arse hanging over the top of his jogging bottoms doesn't give off the greatest of impressions to joe public, also the rigger boots, wife beater vest and obligatory moobs. For added authenticity they will loudly disscuss what they did with there dog the night before and add as many fucks, wankers and cnuts as possible whenever children are in earshot...........
  22. I savour hate as much as i crave love because, im just a twisted guy

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      yep biffy, you get a gold star

    2. "Earth!"

      "Earth!"

      i want to spend some quality time with you simoman.xx

    3. Simoman

      Simoman

      all time with me is quality lol

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  23. just type vista print mate, they do car decals, shirts the lot, all quality and all cheap..........
  24. vista print earth, you can add your own photos and design.....
  25. Been for last 5/6 years and it has gotten worse each year but last year was shit, not even upto car boot standards, expensive, small, stalls full of cheap tat, i'll never waste my cash of the shithole again. The sad fact is apart from the actual shows run by terrier/lurcher clubs many of the so called "game fairs" andd country shows look upon lurchers and terriers as the seedy past time of the neanderthal throw backs of the country scene, the are barely tolerated and allocated the "discreet corner" of the show ground where hopefully they wont embaress the organisers and keep a low profile.
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