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    Small amounts are fine but dog shite in quantity is classed as clinical waste so they may refuse to empty your bin.................or it may have just been missed
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    Rumour has it he fills his briefs with custard and jelly before attending shows as "it brings him good luck for those pretty rosettes"........

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    Rubs his naked body on stuffed animals whilst singing Abba songs and latherng himself in stilton cheese....

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    Likes posh men on horseback called Rupert or Tarquin...

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    Changed the fuel filter (which had some water in it) but its even worse now and it died on me last week, my mate couldn't get it going at his garage so its booked in at Nissan Wednesday££££££££££££££££££
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    Location and price please.......... Edited to add the pups are located in Sweden and priced at £950.
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    Well one of us is ok then , no tapping noise. Thanks for the replies so far fellas............
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    I have a 2002 D22 and at the weekend it started to cough and splutter when around 3,000rpm, I took it to my mates garage this week and he changed the fuel filter but its even worse and coughs and splutters that bad that I can't drive it anymore. My mates navara had a simlilar problem and he changed the injectors but this made no difference so he thinks the problem is the fuel filter, any ideas anyone please????
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    Welcome to a fellow yellow belly...............
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    Bronson

    Simoman replied to dogman89's topic in General Talk

    I was disapointed to learn it wasn't about a year old Yank who started in Death Wish IV...................
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    HD is more of a problem with the British show bred rubbish, breed average is 19, I have a dog from Belgium imports that is a 4.
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    John, Aarons the only man I know who is that desperate for a rossete he tried to enter the under 15's handler class
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    You wouldn't believe the tears on the way home, mine not my daughters Worse thing was we had been traveling for an hour in my truck which was playing up and then I turned around to find "Barnaby", luckily enough Strong Stuff has an eye for teddies and popped him safely at the shop. Thanks again for my old mans kennel John. Winky, I would have taken the dummy home but I didn't like where you had put it
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    This has evolved into an amusing thread but Spidey, that photo made me laugh, Albert Stepto is missing his boots .......Harold..................
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    3 posts and all abuse and text talk....adios
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    SHOW PONIES

    Simoman replied to stevolad's topic in General Talk

    i thought Butler and Ko Shamo were a little overdressed for a local lurcher show, waistcoats, polished boots and a crevat were a tad over the top in my opinion...........
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    Ah, I had my two daughters with me and was near the lurcher ring with Strong Stuff, Ko shamo and Butler, they were the boys in lycra........
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    IF I KNEW YOU WERE THERE SIMO ID HAVE SAID HELLO Was that you with the coati? I was with some other hunky men, I was the one in pink lycra 6"1" and at least 11 stone
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    Very "brave" taking a skunk and a coati to a show surrounded by terriers and lurchers
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    Should know that lycra isn't acceptable attire at lurcher shows....

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    Yep, A good show and nice to see Strong stuff, Ko Shamo and Butler. Also thanks to Aaron for coming to the rescue of Barnaby One of my daughters left the school teddy at the show and we had to due a u turn and it added an extra miles onto the journey but it was worth it as Aaron had saved him and the stream of tears for the past hour Also thanks to John and his lads or sorting out my old mans kennel. Good to speak to Colin Didrikson, really nice fella and Ko Shamo, was there a skunk too? I saw the women with the Coati Mundi on a lead and thought she was brave as one old boy poin
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    Once pleasured a coypu........

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    A lifetime ban from all northern petshops after an unpleasent incident invloving a hamster and copper tubing......

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    Told me its only gay if you push back..........or so Cletus and Bubba told him in cell block H....

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