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Simoman

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  1. Currently drooling and asleep after four plates of Chinese food from her birthday meal..........Don't know where your little frmae puts it all

  2. Many species display homosexual behaviour, I don't mean they wear chainmail and hum in the navy by the village people but its common in various species, diary cows are a prime example but there are many reasons for teh dogs behaviour, is he a young dog/first time studs often struggle to "put it together".....
  3. Its quite startling how quickly the fitness suffers if the dog isn't kept working and exercising regularly, we have a bitch just starting off the lead exercise after a leg break in October and it will take some time to get her right, the muscle tone and condition will take some recovery after months of cage rest and two operations. We will have the summer months to prepare for next season.....
  4. Idealy i'd like a terrier that can hold its quarry using its voice but have the substance and inteligence to hold firm should it need to, hopefully avoiding injury and being able to work on a regular basis without a layoff due to injuries................
  5. addd Had a few accidental bites over the years when training manwork dogs, mainly shepherds with the odd collie and "exotic", also had a painfull accidental bite in the gentlemans area by a Patterdale bitch a few years ago..........
  6. Very small penis

  7. The pups appear fat and healthy and not everybody wants a digging dog, my only critisism is when trying to sell livestock, photos of piss soaked paper doesn't exactly inspire confidence. ATB with finding new homes.....
  8. Posted 20 October 2009 - 09:18 PM get wet.get him hard. have a f**k bish bash bosh its over cock done its job but not in my gob He may be refering to this post you stuck up Leanne, I hope you raise this pup and its is well adjusted and does everything you want, I'm afraid your lack of responsibility with Bailey. the "Its not my fault/problem" attitude boils my piss, as my good friend wilf once wrote on your thread, your better off out the dog game and should also stay away from goldfish, i'm sure with enough practice you could make the tamigotchi extinct.............
  9. How did he correct behaviour at 1,000 yards.........Now that i'd pay to see......... Innotek everytime
  10. Keeps phoning asking for my inside leg measurements!!!! This man can't be trusted to keep his hands to himself in the dark, although we are off out again for some hand holding, skipping and arse pounding..........

  11. Doris, eact member can only read there own warn meter,mods can read everybodies..............and affect daylight savings time, reduce carbon emissiones etc..........
  12. Fantastic read as expected, excellent contributors..........
  13. This time may I suggest more planning, read some training and canine psychology books, enroll in a training class and channel the dogs instincts and energy.............
  14. Gay, sexy and hot stuff, asks you to "squeel like a pig" whilst slapping your bum cheeks with his prothetic limb, very small penis though............

  15. Scent, did sounder try and touch you where you wee?
  16. Hes a good looking pup, but his handsome owner makes him look like the elephant man, god im gorgeous..........
  17. Its long coat as you know, you took the photo. Time will see if the pup makes the grade, good breeding and fingers crossed.
  18. Once upon a time countryfile used to report country matters, I.E. fieldsports (bloodsports my arse), its now dedicated to Herbal tea drinking veggies with Bichon Frise called Fee Fee. Me and Lurcher lass have just watched it are were amazed at how turned on we were by the footage, it must be perverse
  19. Clarkson, what a legend
  20. Mine hasn't arrived yet, Darcy usually seals the first few pages with his man product.....
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