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evening meal what do you call it and whats your favorite
Simoman replied to forest of dean redneck's topic in General Talk
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evening meal what do you call it and whats your favorite
Simoman replied to forest of dean redneck's topic in General Talk
Yep tea here too, but depends what mood im in, any from.............. Steak/chips/onion rings/stilton sauce bangers and mash Tacos Fondue chicken bhuna/naan/chicken fried rice chicken ceasar salad fish/chips/peas bacon butties beef in black bean sauce/rice mackeral spag bol in fact in starving............. -
yoor right simo seen tons load of go for years maybe 30 bean runnin dogs fir ages. had ma tea wi lobster years ago but never had a salmon a never catched with my bare hands before the cooked oven it did it once. Yoos all ko nufing abowt huntin, i onse browke my bak carying 35 sarmon, some phezzies, 2 row and a lowd of rabits afta just 3 howers on the lamp...........
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[bANNED TEXT] yu on abowt lab, phezzies/miners strike/thatcher/lobster pots/dutch salmon.................
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why what's stabba got? That reminds me....I was walking past a community hall once and there was a dog show on in there so I wandered in for a gander. Some of the sights were incredible (in a bad way!) but one of them made me laugh, a woman was carrying a daschund around, and talking to people. She went over to someone who had a 12 month old rottie and the daschund got so scared it pissed itself, all over this womans hand and down her side.....she got hold of it's cock and tried to direct the piss away from her but it didn't work, 2 minutes later, without washing her hands the woman went
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why what's stabba got? That reminds me....I was walking past a community hall once and there was a dog show on in there so I wandered in for a gander. Some of the sights were incredible (in a bad way!) but one of them made me laugh, a woman was carrying a daschund around, and talking to people. She went over to someone who had a 12 month old rottie and the daschund got so scared it pissed itself, all over this womans hand and down her side.....she got hold of it's cock and tried to direct the piss away from her but it didn't work, 2 minutes later, without washing her hands the woman went
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Sounds delightfull, i'll bring some spare pants and my medical bracelet, did you get my pm?
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Quiet you Hows you anyway? Pm me
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Just remove the word show Rob and i'll agree 100%
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Eager and game are TOTALLY different words used for describing a dog, a million miles apart.......
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Anything that is badly behaved and people aggressive, went to somebodies house last week who had a staffyxbeagle, the thing had real dominance issues and its body language and behaviour screamed "put me in my place", growling at kids yet the owner was feckin clueless and thought this was acceptable, not to me....... P.S. Im not a fan of shar peis normally but stabbas dog Elvis is cool.............
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Your quite safe
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:drink: :drink: Tb????? :no: :no:
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At 40 tabs a day and 30 mugs of strong tea, you know as well as I do that I have teeth like a cadburys taste tester! But angelic cuddly hips
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I think your right! lol.......must admit, I deffo have not been sat here thinking "That Old Timer......he is a controversial figure" And just to add, my team of 19 dogs cant becalled off anything, they kill 400 head of game a night and are all worked to the max. 5 are good catch dogs but lack heart, 6 have loads of heart but are 94 years old and are now too slow, 5 are in reserve in case I get short on dogs.....2 are beddy whippets that have taken 900 fallow (or so the lad that sold me them said) and one belongs to my Auntie Alice and is scatter bred......so far this week they have kill
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Hello Reavo :yes: :yes: :yes: Are you sure Sime? He didn't say f**k the ban! Just a hunch, location and the fact he joined a few days ago and this name has been checking reavos profile
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bogger, wilf never ever under any circumstances seels a dog...............................unless he is offered cash or secondhand electrical goods, i got a brill collie/saluki/whippet/borzoi/greyhound/bull/wheaten/westie dog for £8, an old toaster and 25g of amber leaf.........
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Hello Reavo :yes: :yes: :yes:
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How do you think i feel, i go lamping with him........... who bogger ?? Yes, but his real name is Clarence P. Entwhistle.....and beware as stabba and jeppi are frequently bummed
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How do you think i feel, i go lamping with him...........
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I think you have given yourself that title old timer
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: old timer is really the Jesse James of THL :toast: Have you stated yourself a controversial figure
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If anyone does there hardly gonna pass them on matey...........
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Maybe so but the fact of the matter is that an intimidating looking dog that barks at strangers or when a sound is heard is all that's needed 99% of the time, unless you've got the crown jewels in your house most burgulars will just go and find an easier target. I agree, just makes me chuckle all the fang shots of "killer" and such
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They are scratced as i spent 20 minutes trying to get the fecker on quietly lightforce? Yep, i have paws rather than hands.....