Simoman
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Excellent post
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its easier for having a wank........... :laugh: :laugh:
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Why do you try and make what stabba and i have sound seedy?
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With artic, fingermouse isn't a 70's tv series, its a sexual act involving a small rodent.............
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I only drive naked as my heater is stuck on full, you make it sound weird.................
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i can i have your 1991 skoda now you've sorted a range rover out? Spread the joy i say, its yours, although one of my dogs left some runny stool on the passenger seat, its gone but the stain is hidden with a copy of the countrymans weekly, which you can have to........
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Flo, thanks for the range rover, i'll accept it even though it is 6 months old, and stig the house sounds great, sure somedocy on here was after chicken wire please ensure the rest of the garage is tidy though so the range rover fits in, see some top lads on here
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FFS, im having some of this.............. Wanted brand new Rnage Rover Sport 6 bedroomed house with a minimum of 25 acres Is this too much to ask?
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subways for gays pal. How many do you have a week judge?
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I have that film on dvd, twas ok in its day.......Scott there was a tv programme about lost tribes and there was one tribel (in South east Asia) i think, that had never seen the outside world or had had the outside world visit them, the only footage is taken from a plane at huge distance.............
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I reckon tea tastes best from a pot. Tea tastes like matured cattle piss, coffee all the way......... I'll have to take your word for that Simo, milk's about as far as I go when it comes to ingesting cow bodily fluids... I note you said cow.....and not bull Mal
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you make it sound like i am on a wined up simo The thought never crossed my mind
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Trust me fella, im in the same boat and my lurchers are going nowehere............
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Your such a fag simo ............imagine coming up here for a wee hunting trip and in the morning i said i'll make the brekkie and you asked for f*****g 'sauteeted potatoes'????................GET f*****g OUT!!!!!!!.... You'd make em as im such great company, i like to bring a little culture to proceedings
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I reckon tea tastes best from a pot. Tea tastes like matured cattle piss, coffee all the way.........
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UR* A FUC'KING TW@T AN* ITZ ALL UR* FOLT You big dumb homo :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: P.S. My electronic ciggy arrived today
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Well it looks like piss poor customer service that boils down to lies..............I think now only a fool would buy a catapult from this fella, could of made a tidy few sales via the site but now the fella has been highlighted for what he is...................
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Well same as the male hunters, there are those that do it, and those that pretend to do it, C/G seems to get out a fair bit and Moll, well i have been to Molls and she is a real countrygirl who loves the outdoors and her hunting, does it matter if she doesn't have a penis? Doesn't stop many members of the forum.................... And sam you are a naughty boy
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Mal, im drooling here......For me its sausages,bacon,fried bread,toast,mushrooms,plum tomatoes,hash browns,sauteeted potatoes, fried egg, black pudding and a coffee.........
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Mate, its all well and good you having a go at the mods and ranting and raving, YOU got your pants pulled down, you bought the dog, no mod made you or advised you, its YOUR problem and YOUR fault, man up and take responsibility for your own actions. I havent seen the thread you say was deleted but if you wish to send me a civil pm i will read it and look into the matter.............
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The thing that concerns me about Rambo is he was held up as the "flagship" of the breed, i saw this dog on video and it was embaressing................
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I dont care if your the invisable fecking man, nowdays with helicoptors, night vision, hidden cameras etc etc etc its not stealth thats required its a huge dollop of luck, and they only need to be lucky once, the days of the poacher have gone, the successfull one anyway................
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:laugh:
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Tears and begging?
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The names Bond.........
