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Ted Newgent

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  1. you lot must be close to going to bed all excited hope you have put out the carrots for rudolf and bottle of beer for santa
  2. just gone 3pm town is almost deserted minus 17c cloudy and fluffy snow every now and then another hour left in work (not that i have done bugger all today)
  3. breakfast might be moose steak and eggs dinner ,going to start off with seared scallops,cauliflower puree,black pudding and large seared prawns main course is roasted spuds,braised red cabbage,roasted parsnips,turkey,sprouts,homemade pork and chestnut stuffing,pigs in blankets loads of wine and bottles of wife beater
  4. minus 13c and light fluffy snow sun aint up yet here
  5. Ripped down yesterday fckn pigs ripped the bait barrel clean off the tree you can see from some pics the pigs are as tall as the 45gallon drum
  6. socks is under the weather after falling off his ladder maybe a bit of concussion kicking in
  7. poor man will be suicidal with all the sympathies off everyone
  8. i have a spare room with a bed ready for you
  9. fck me its either a fat les dennis or a skinny Anthony worral thompson this could been the officail RIP socks thread
  10. A merry Christmas to you on this wonderful forum i am so glad i am a member and it helps me get through my day living over here youre a cracking gang of lads thanks for all the fckn belly aching laughs all the best to you all and your families and a prosperous new year hope brexit works out for you
  11. its that layer of wotsits and tizer keeping you warm matey,thats your base layer
  12. i nearly spat me beer out on that one mate winter here is end of october til maybe middle of april so far this winter is being very very kind but we havent seen jan/feb yet
  13. driving on that is fine for some reason the snow and ice over here is different to back home. beginning of winter and end of april ish we get wet heavy snow like what you get,thats horrible. but when its -10c and snow its light fluffy shite,drive on mate
  14. This was the other week packed snow abd ice but now the damn temperatures are fluctuating so we get rain making driving a mare me rather minus 10 then its alright
  15. First 6 miles i had the truck fish tailing lol after that temps got to +3c so the ice melted plane at the city airport slid off the runway cause of ice just heading back to dodge now while i can
  16. OMG tizer i cant even think of how that tastes gimme gimme gimme
  17. 50kmh gust of wind weather front coming in today 0c potential for freeing rain and snow later.roads are going to be a right fckn tawt. i have a 2 hr drive to the city and back when it will be interesting lol white knuckle drive
  18. Tommy gone awfully quiet these days must be doing his middle eastern tour
  19. Noooooooo wotsits are fckn gopping jesus fck man get a grip you need a decent buttie before defending blighty anyways why are us northerners givin two fcks to what happens down south fck em imagine if dover was closed. Pubs would be full to the brim no more immigrants getting in for a while
  20. Only if that markle woman is there yup Salt n vinegar i hope
  21. Just make sure when firing west you dont hit windsor castle
  22. Its would still be a bit of pest control
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