No ...... no one knows what you mean most of the time.
No one is being harsh just being straight.
If you walked into a pub and said you were horny so had a shit, and dropped your phone in the toilet and shit on it and scraped it off with your hands ....... and by the way did i mention that I used to shit when I came ........
Just as many folk would think you were a crazy drunk person, and some would think you were harmless and smile and nod.
Just like a pub.