A guy a worked with a few years ago used to start random conversations such as....
When I was street racing in Bristol
When I was in prison in Ireland
When I had a £200 a day cocaine habit
When I went for Special forces selection
When I was going out with a page three girl
Blokes lived in St. Austell all his life ffs, never called him out but would always get him to explain further, funny seeing him get tied up in knots ?
Cheers, D.
Many years ago I worked with a bloke and he was telling us about a funeral he'd been to where a bloke had fell in a crusher and all that was left to bury was his head.
He said when the pall bearers picked up the coffin the mourners could hear the head rolling about in the coffin.
Cheers, D.