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Greyman

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  1. Mate you need to get out more nothing will be the same in another hundred years at least he’s been there seen it done it and got the medal what’s he crying about I lost a lot of mates in our early twenty’s and that’s sad as they missed out on the many things we take for granted that’s sad geriatric old fool
  2. We ain’t the ones talking to ourselves and thinking no one would notice arsewipe
  3. Good luck Keith enjoy the sun
  4. Nice one there are quite a few moles around the marina so when I start working here I,m going to get me some of them traps and have a little play been watching a few films on YouTube looks a nice little tickle that
  5. Nice one Kev, health and safety are killing ingenuity we look for solutions not problems were as everything is a problem for the modern work force
  6. Little walk out on the Cotswolds this morning lovely spring day first flush of wild garlic out collected a few cams from the winter and took a bit of my finger tip off for good measure found another beargrills or Bigfoot shelter lol
  7. Nice one kanny congrats to you and yours
  8. And you a cowardly little prick to scared to pop in for a brew and see how wrong you are so on that note you have shown your true self there’s not much more we have to say to each other grab
  9. Still got all my Cattys but not been shooting so much since moving, it’s quite ironic but in the city and burbs it’s lifting with dopey game that have lost most of its fear of humans and I could bag up every day if needed, I now live I the middle of heavily hunted and keepered land but everything is on its toes as soon as you get within a 100 yards of it, pheasants are easy pickings but I,m not that interested in just killing them for the sake of it so take the odd one for the pot but that’s it,however for my bday yesterday the daughter bought me a new simple shot have owned plenty of snide o
  10. f**k me she’s talking to her self now in a childish attempt at a smoke screen proper sad act
  11. Yes mate doing the gardens fixing loose slabs and the never ending job of changing the bearers on the pontoons but as there are around 300 births by the time all the pontoons are done it will be time to start again just got to give my notice at the home and it’s a 9am start on my doorstep from then happy days
  12. Trip to the services to empty the waste tank, and this is my new office will probably start in a week or so
  13. Making a giant sausage roll ,pork meat ,spring onion and chilli wrapped around a centre of cheddar cheese coming on nicely
  14. Sorry to hear kev never gets easy I have a 17 yo Russell and my runner is 12 the big ins seem to go down hill much quicker sad to see all three of us hobbling round the field's chin up mate
  15. Again if you were out at night as you claim you would be aware of moon phases and there ain’t one at the moment tucked up in bed with big ted
  16. He’ll never show up mate just like the last big man on here that was going to come out with and show me how things are done the MO is the same fake accounts to give themselves support then insults etc it’s funny how the truth scares some people and I’m quite hospitable in reality lol
  17. Get ready it goes on for generations mate my grandson has all the same traits I did when young but he won’t be beaten or drugged up with tranquillisers as I was because I get him and we are best mates I understand what makes him tick what makes him happy and sad I hate the four days he spends with his dad every month and can’t wait to have him back with me he is super intelligent and at 5 he reads two stages above his class mates reads fluently writes In Joined up writing and tonight whooped me at an online quiz lol autism Is the next stage of evolution some say ???
  18. Well the offers there if you sprout some pubes before your hols let me know and I,ll make you a milky tea in a beacer
  19. If I,m not goly honest lol
  20. Oh feck me here we go it was only a few weeks back you were all off to Cornwall I’m a useful halfway stop but you will now be off back for your week in Benidorm to avoid meeting someone in the flesh as said arsewipe dreamer anyways here’s a pic of Venus it’s just going down in the west if you pop outside lol
  21. Il give you a little chance to grow a pair and prove me wrong you stated that you were taking your family to Cornwall this year so I,m guessing you will be travelling down the m5 well I,m a couple of hundred yards from junction 13 pull off and pop in I,ll give the family some refreshments and show them how life can be then show you and your kids some pictures taken locally to me I,ll point out were they were taken are and you can decide who’s the joke your kids can be the judges think that’s quite fair but I,ll await your excuses you pathetic little dreamer
  22. Sadly mate there’s only one of us that lives a google life I am out first thing every morning rain or shine burn out a pair of boots in months your white Nike’s are as clean as they were when you bought them your a total day dreamer and I am that real earthy bloke that’s out there doing it and seeing shit you can only hope to glimpse on google, if you grow up to be half the man I am you’d of done well with your limitations mate,
  23. Is this a trick question if so I’d suggest look down at earth ??
  24. Bit of a wet one acres of crops ruined frome and all its side streams full looking forward to a bit more spring
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