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Greyman

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  1. I dislike modern life and modern living, I do it because I have a modern family, but if I had my choice I would live a more nomadic life, which is why after nearly 60 years of this shit I am going to eventually live on a narrow boat ,never realised how hard it would be to escape the system but I’m slowly moving closer to my goal and sometime in the near future I should be gone, I would rather spend the day in the woods listening to the birds and animals than sitting indoors listening to people moaning about things that don’t matter while being drip fed bullshit through there electronic devises
  2. Mostly sound bites, by the time you get through the small print and fill in the 2,000 forms probably about 2% of the population will be entitled to it and they will be the bosses and wealthy fuckers that don’t really need it, expect FA and you’ll never be disappointed
  3. Can you not go for a walk at all or is it just the beer drinking bit they find offensive,? recon if I,m actually forced to stay in I will shoot off on foot in the middle of the night spend a few nights in the woods and sneak back for a few days,
  4. It’s like the emperors clothes mate, just takes some div celebrity to ponce about in one and it will be the must have item for the summer, ??
  5. It’s picking up here at the moment as well mate ??
  6. Have just dared to go outside and take the dogs out, it’s like the 1980s out there the lanes are absolutely stuffed full of cyclists ? parks are full of people walking dogs and having picnics it’s all a bit surreal but quite nice, the wildlife is waking up and venturing out as well, can’t think of a nicer time of year to have to stop going to work it’s brilliant
  7. Says on the bottom mate,Sexy pouch bikini bag, I,m surprised you don’t have one already, I just use an old hessian sack for mine but same principle ???
  8. I,m not mate, been a plasterer most of my working life mostly renovation type work, and wet walls with live electrics mean lots of zaps, also if you do undertake a lot of live electrical repairs the law of averages says you get a few wallops, but still here ?
  9. Just sat out back having a puff doing a bit of star gazing when I suddenly realised for the first time in years I couldn’t see a plane in the sky, pretty nice
  10. Sorry mate just got back from another speeding court case, which I won,? if it’s the plant I’d you are after I’m going with hyacinth ?
  11. Electrician bore, don’t do it yourselves, pay us over the odds to do it for you, most houses are now fitted with over sensitive fuses that trip if a bulb pops you won’t die by working live, I,ve worked on live electrics all my life been zapped more times than I can remember and am still here, pulling the fuse doesn’t take a certificate if he doesn’t fancy doing it live, we were all allowed to totally retire our own houses up to about 20 years ago now we have to pay you for anything more than changing a bulb and get a certificate please do me a favour ?
  12. don’t know if the link will work but seems to make more sense than the official lines ?? I no he is a very marmite figure, but it’s worth a listen just to give a different angle ??
  13. I keep mine in a vivarium, causes me no trouble ?
  14. Shop at the top of the hill I think, cause they saw him coming ?
  15. I had to zoom in on a video mate but no it has a long bushy tail, I think it is a massive moggy of some sort possibly maincoon or Norwegian forest cat, definitely a weird one
  16. If everyone else is still game and there are not armed roadblocks I,m happy to carry on even if this cold is still around, might even leave a bog roll at the summit ???
  17. My uncle bred 100s if not1000s in a garden shed during the Second World War all for meat, you can also get your caged rabbits inoculated from many of the viruses that are wiping out the native rabbits so if you were to accidentally release a few dozen here and there from time to time they should also be resistant to many of the things threatening to wipe them out and also breed with the few wild rabbits left passing on immunity to the offspring, I think there is something like this going on, on the Iberian peninsula in an effort to save the Iberian lynx ???
  18. There are sheep behind the hedges as well mate ? my misses is in full panic mode and getting pissed right off with me, she was moaning about a lack of toothpaste earlier to which I replied just use charcoal, then there is a shortage of bread and flour to which I reply flour can be made from acorns and or water lily roots which earned me another quick why don’t you f**k off ?give it another month and they will all be begging to share my stinging nettle soup ???
  19. Check out the size of this barsteward I got a while back, recon a few of you will no the size of the silage bails for reference, but it’s certainly the biggest moggy I’ve seen ??
  20. Find your local amazon warehouse and sign up for some delivery shifts, they pay £50 a shift dropping parcels off in your own motor, a shift lasts about 4hrs and you can do 3/4 a day if you need the money, there is no obligation and you just do it as and when it suites you also Sainsbury’s are after 1500 delivery drivers as no one wants to go out, it’s not the end of the world you just have to readjust and if your willing to graft you will always get by when I bought my house I had 3 jobs and worked 7 days and 2 nights a week ??
  21. I f***ing love it and the more stuff that runs out the better, can’t wait for the killing to start, there is everything a man needs in the hedgerows of this green and pleasant land, just because it don’t turn up in a hot box on the back of a moped driven by an immigrant makes it inaccessible to the majority of the fat lazy wankers that now Rome over run the world, let the purge begin ???
  22. I have a plastic version that cost me £6 and it’s brilliant, once you have the site set to your own requirements you will struggle to miss, also brilliant if your elastic breaks in the field as it’s a quick easy swap ?have killed plenty with mine
  23. And Bristol apparently, but this will be nothing to do with the virus more to do with the civil unrest that will surely follow if this gets much worse ??
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