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Chaff

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  1. Hi ho hi ho its back to work I go 

  2. Old washing mangle would do a neat job ?
  3. Yeah just rather it were in padstow or newquay
  4. Ship em off to Bradford maybe do some good then
  5. Ffs I'm taking my mum wife and kids to London Saturday as my son is marching with band at Whitehall my daughters reaction was don't want to go in case we get stabbed I'm trying to reassure her that nothing like that would happen but to be truthful I really don't know I hate cities too many people for my liking so what should be a monumental day is going to be quite an anxious one for us
  6. A car broke down up the road from me last night the people waved down a women in a car for help she stopped and they mugged her I use that road a lot and kind of wish they stopped me if you know what I mean. Makes me sick the c**ts
  7. Peacock but don't shorten to Chris
  8. Sorry to here that tel they do read body language and that's a difficult one to learn for us at times, was on the phone to a mate who has a lot more experience with lurchers and he said I probably missed his lip curl when first touching him which led to his little outburst and to always watch dogs face when first touching any injury which made sense to me every days a school day a.. Hope you get him sorted mate nothing worse than a sulky mutt about the house Maybe a cheeky pm to skycat she seems to be well up on dog health Or and its a big or you could try mushroom ? Atb ma
  9. Yeah bean thinking of making a beer mat out of this one the dog don't seem to like it either
  10. Yeah we found him abandoned in a sewer poor fecker
  11. OK mush will do how ever he has a strong heart as the fella that sold it me said it done 5 out of 5 larma on the big land ? I will get back to you when treatment has finished Also will the same treatment work on my sons special hamster brownie Thanks again
  12. OK fella how many times a day and can I use a generator as that helps him sleep as he is from traveller decent Thanks for your kind reply ?
  13. Evans not the ginger tosser
  14. Arrh that's really annoying mate I was just about to say that
  15. Yeah I was hoping for some wise sympathetic words from that man he always has the right approach?
  16. I thought it might have been that cesar Milan fella tc ?
  17. You obviously a top beanman I have bean there but unlike your good self never got the t shirt though I have ruined many from the juice trying I tip my tin to you sir
  18. You probably ain't ready for them yet only when you can balance a tin on your nose will you be ready Got to go check the Christopher thread now its gripping reading
  19. Could be they sell them lidols think they are the bean equivalent of methadone for people with bad bean habits
  20. Ever tried campo largos mate ? Thats what I get fed and I don't have a bad bone in me body well maybe one in my arm at the moment but it ain't bean related
  21. Its not food related I'm sure just a really sore toe mate But will have a play with his grub next time he fed?
  22. You Heinz 57 black neck perhaps next time get the kids to feed one at a time next time you open a tin?
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