School Memories Good or Bad

[dai dogs 2,463]

I’ve got a few but one sticks in my mind going back in the 70s nurses visit school to check pupils for what was called cough & drop Well my turn the nurse holds my Balls and tells me to cough then she calls another nurse into room and says look at this asks me to cough again Well I was telling the Mrs this and she couldn’t believe it she recons that was sexual abuse And to this day I’m not sure if that’s a good memory or a bad one

[WILF 53,479]

Too many to list……

Had a laugh most of the time…….

nicking the technical drawing teachers bottles of Jonny Walker, getting smashed on it at lunch time and then doing in the Jehovah’s witnesses 

Hanging the care takers cat from his front gate after he was a prick (the caretaker, not the cat ! lol )

My brother in law threw a chair through a window when they wouldn’t let him out of detention and climbed out and left ! lol 

Smashing up the schools first ever school computer after the c**t showing us how to use it tried to be a smart arse in front of everyone…..his face was a f***ing picture ! 
 

My pal who was a Mod bird showing the shy new student teacher her minge ! lol

Catching one of the year heads having an affair and absolutely torturing him about it !

Getting put on permanent surveillance so that I had to sit at a table outside the year heads room, not allowed out the building, escorted down for lunch where I was sat at a table with a year head who watched me eat and then marched me back….i got the arsehole of it after a few days and threw my tray of food all over him and that was the end of that ! lol 

The look on the maths teachers face when I lit up a bensons and hedges mid lesson ! 
 

Throwing a chair at the head of English who was bullying some poor thick c**t i used to sit next too…..I had him pinned down for a good minute before he made it out the room lol 

Could go on and On……they eventually wanted to send me to one of those behavioural units in the end but I told them to shove that up their arse so they just expelled me instead 

 

Edited 10 hours ago by WILF

[gnipper 7,154]

24 minutes ago, WILF said:

Too many to list……

Had a laugh most of the time…….

nicking the technical drawing teachers bottles of Jonny Walker, getting smashed on it at lunch time and then doing in the Jehovah’s witnesses 

Hanging the care takers cat from his front gate after he was a prick (the caretaker, not the cat ! lol )

My brother in law threw a chair through a window when they wouldn’t let him out of detention and climbed out and left ! lol 

Smashing up the schools first ever school computer after the c**t showing us how to use it tried to be a smart arse in front of everyone…..his face was a f***ing picture ! 
 

My pal who was a Mod bird showing the shy new student teacher her minge ! lol

Catching one of the year heads having an affair and absolutely torturing him about it !

Getting put on permanent surveillance so that I had to sit at a table outside the year heads room, not allowed out the building, escorted down for lunch where I was sat at a table with a year head who watched me eat and then marched me back….i got the arsehole of it after a few days and threw my tray of food all over him and that was the end of that ! lol 

The look on the maths teachers face when I lit up a bensons and hedges mid lesson ! 
 

Throwing a chair at the head of English who was bullying some poor thick c**t i used to sit next too…..I had him pinned down for a good minute before he made it out the room lol 

Could go on and On……they eventually wanted to send me to one of those behavioural units in the end but I told them to shove that up their arse so they just expelled me instead 

 

Bloody swot

[dai dogs 2,463]

Got Expelled for punching a teacher over an argument about my dress code.  A few Girls took advantage of me went to the local boozer on break time. Tattoo’s many pupils using Indian ink and a needle . Had a few blow jobs behind the Pool . Tried to impress but failed made my first Son

[mackem 31,938]

2 hours ago, dai dogs said:

she recons that was sexual abuse 

I was at juniors school,had a teacher who had a vicious streak,he backhanded me once and burst my nose,the school nurse had to stop the blood flow,I got off lightly as he sexually abused at least three other young boys in the school,two of them are totally screwed up nowadays and have tried to commit suicide.

[Greyman 34,348]

Hated school would have been better off being taught a trade at 12 wasted years 

[Stavross 20,680]

Parents evening and being sat there with my mam and dad and the head master saying  “ Christopher ( that’s me ) doesn’t hang around with the wrong crowd, Christopher, is the wrong crowd “ my mam wasn’t happy, my dad just laughed 

 

lifting the RE teachers keys for his reliant Robin out of his desk and taking across the playing fields before crashing it into a beck, also robbed the PE teachers RD350, me and my mate took it a couple of days before the 6 weeks holidays and we ragged it about all summer 

 

taking acid with another mate and going to a school assembly, that was a stupid thing to do, I thought the whole hall was full of dragonflies, I was tripping to much to escape and found myself locked in a room while my mam made her way to the school 

[Lenmcharristar 10,804]

1 hour ago, WILF said:

Too many to list……

Had a laugh most of the time…….

nicking the technical drawing teachers bottles of Jonny Walker, getting smashed on it at lunch time and then doing in the Jehovah’s witnesses 

Hanging the care takers cat from his front gate after he was a prick (the caretaker, not the cat ! lol )

My brother in law threw a chair through a window when they wouldn’t let him out of detention and climbed out and left ! lol 

Smashing up the schools first ever school computer after the c**t showing us how to use it tried to be a smart arse in front of everyone…..his face was a f***ing picture ! 
 

My pal who was a Mod bird showing the shy new student teacher her minge ! lol

Catching one of the year heads having an affair and absolutely torturing him about it !

Getting put on permanent surveillance so that I had to sit at a table outside the year heads room, not allowed out the building, escorted down for lunch where I was sat at a table with a year head who watched me eat and then marched me back….i got the arsehole of it after a few days and threw my tray of food all over him and that was the end of that ! lol 

The look on the maths teachers face when I lit up a bensons and hedges mid lesson ! 
 

Throwing a chair at the head of English who was bullying some poor thick c**t i used to sit next too…..I had him pinned down for a good minute before he made it out the room lol 

Could go on and On……they eventually wanted to send me to one of those behavioural units in the end but I told them to shove that up their arse so they just expelled me instead 

 

 

[Halfhound 1,382]

Horrible the ones who weren’t trying to get their hands down your pants were using them to beat the leaving daylights out of you. Zero interest in teaching any of us anything because we were all just children of paupers who didn’t deserve their time in their eyes. Was probably out of it by 8 just stopped going and nobody ever asked why neither parents or teachers. Could barely write my name and that was all. Madness now when I see my own grandchildren 4 years of age able to write their names and read little bits and bobs. The saying nuture can’t put in what nature left out is very true and I still strongly believe education is a waste for someone who is driven to achieve and make something of themselves. More than one way to skin a cat. 

[chartpolski 30,332]

Judging by some of the replies from others, my school time was fairly mundane and uneventful, no teacher beat me up or raped me, I didn’t get into any fights with the staff or partook in any riots, and this was at a particularly “hard” council estate school. Maybe it’s because I’ve always had, and still have, a strange liking for taking exams, doing courses and have an inquisitive mind.

But as my school time was during the 50’s and 60’s, it was a very exiting time to be young, the country was recovering from the war, rationing had just about stopped, slums were being cleared and we were moved out to new build estates in the suburbs.

Things were changing at a rapid pace, things we take for granted like cars, television , ‘phones, were becoming available to the working classes.

Music changed from ballads, polka’s, etc, to the exciting Rock & Roll from America, and with it came the “youth movements “; the Teddy Boys, then the Mods and Rockers and again from America, the hippies and the peace movement.

So, my actual school experience may not have been eventful, but outside of school it was probably the most exiting time to be young

Cheers.

 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 18,279]

Schools wasted on the young . It’s the best time of your life . 

had some absolute roars at school that even now make me laugh thinking about it . A particular favourite was the night my pal thought it would be funny to take an air rifle to the school disco

another lad thought it was a good idea to stick a pen knife in a light socket and we turned it on . It was like summat from a film . 

a lad in my class lit all the Bunsen burners in the science class on and set fire to three birds jackets as they looked in from the door window in horror. 

we had an open air pool at the school ( a lot less glamorous then it sounds ) and for some f***ing bizarre reason it was next to the gym that had a ladder to the roof . There was hardly ever a swimming session where the class clown would jump off the gym roof into it ( probably equivalent to a three story house ) all fun and games until some c**t missed the pool . 

speaking of which , when underage drinking , the pool became a Mecca for going in in after a few tins . All good fun again until a half cut lad took a running jump to try and make us laugh as he had a bottle of becks stuck up his arse . Unfortunately he tripped and landed on the concrete path at the side before the realisation he just turned his jeer into a blender hit 

 

halcyon days all round