tatsblisters 11,175 Posted Wednesday at 05:19 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 05:19 Once locked up for a weekend in police cells after an altercation with some keeper's then handcuffed to court Monday morning were i got bailed ff despite the police apposing it. Only thing i would risk my freedom for would be in protecting my close family and even at my age no amount of money could determine my freedom. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 30,470 Posted Wednesday at 12:31 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 12:31 19 hours ago, jukel123 said: Question. How much is a year in jail worth? Most crims don’t go to nick for a million or anywhere near that figure,a couple of hundred quid at the most,maybe a few grand if they got lucky. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 8,354 Posted Wednesday at 12:36 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 12:36 Little valley town I lived in, one lad tried to rob a corner shop with a balaclava and replica, woman recognised him told him to get out and she was gonna tell his mum, he did time. Another guy pissed up took a toffee hammer to threaten petrol station for a packet of fags also did time.... 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 30,470 Posted Wednesday at 12:40 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 12:40 Just now, Borr said: one lad tried to rob a corner shop with a balaclava and replica, woman recognised him told him to get out I know a similar bloke and crime,also know a really nice bloke the last time I saw him had been inside 14 or 15? Times,silly crimes.Jukels £1,000,000 for a year is fantasy for 99.999% of these people. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Halfhound 536 Posted Wednesday at 13:33 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 13:33 52 minutes ago, mackem said: I know a similar bloke and crime,also know a really nice bloke the last time I saw him had been inside 14 or 15? Times,silly crimes.Jukels £1,000,000 for a year is fantasy for 99.999% of these people. Bangers is in the 00.001% who have made it pay 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pesky1972 5,704 Posted Wednesday at 17:41 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 17:41 Reckon I’d do it for £250k tax free. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bendigo 1,407 Posted Wednesday at 20:06 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 20:06 I'd do 12 months for half a million tax free I think. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Franks dad 2,675 Posted Wednesday at 20:19 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 20:19 I’ll do it for £10,000 … I’m gonna change my name to Muhammad first and I’ll get released within a week …. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,981 Posted Wednesday at 20:25 Author Report Share Posted Wednesday at 20:25 Bags being Grouty. Easy peasy. https://youtu.be/5xOldHAIXXo?si=u5gxecc1a99b6lM7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jukel123 9,981 Posted Wednesday at 20:41 Author Report Share Posted Wednesday at 20:41 (edited) On 11/11/2025 at 17:33, WataWalloper said: Not true, I got 4 kids including a 19 year ole daughter haha I have no clue of any balance haha https://youtu.be/clSC-e3YKUs?si=DE3aPTRUEPSPVKJ7 She can't see" she's got herself a good deal" " Can't ask her where's going" 'She tells me where she's bin' "She starts a conversation that has no end" Sound familiar? Edited Wednesday at 20:56 by jukel123 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,921 Posted Wednesday at 20:47 Report Share Posted Wednesday at 20:47 Quarter of a million and a years peace and quiet sign me up 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tatsblisters 11,175 Posted Thursday at 09:51 Report Share Posted Thursday at 09:51 12 hours ago, gnipper said: Quarter of a million and a years peace and quiet sign me up Don't think you would get much peace and quiet in prison mate i dare bet most of them are like nuthouses. I can just bearly cope with being around people i don't want to be around 5 day's a week at work nether mind being locked up 24 7 with some of the dregs of society. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 29,494 Posted Thursday at 11:05 Report Share Posted Thursday at 11:05 I worked in sudbury open prison 3 years ago....f**k me it was like a gladiator academy....the blokes in there were jacked...it seems like gear was on the menu everyday Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 29,494 Posted Thursday at 11:08 Report Share Posted Thursday at 11:08 22 hours ago, Borr said: Little valley town I lived in, one lad tried to rob a corner shop with a balaclava and replica, woman recognised him told him to get out and she was gonna tell his mum, he did time. Another guy pissed up took a toffee hammer to threaten petrol station for a packet of fags also did time.... Toffee hammer...f**k me that's funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 28,678 Posted Thursday at 12:02 Report Share Posted Thursday at 12:02 52 minutes ago, TOMO said: Toffee hammer...f**k me that's funny There are some people who should be locked up for their stupidity as much as their criminality…… Cheers. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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