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Listen mate. It's like my grandfather said to my old man. You do anything to win. f**k all that rolling about or back and forth. 

You makesure they don't want to come back for any more. 

Size means shit when youve got a severed Achillies tendon scotty. Lol. That makes the biggest of men fold. 

Scotty I reckon he gets the hold of the mchull man it would be a repeat of the movie misery mchull tied up hit in the ankle with sledge and  made to write hare coursing novels but only written the way bangers wants them If the pupe is there  he will just beat his head in and leave  him not wanting to come back for more 

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3 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

 

Listen mate. It's like my grandfather said to my old man. You do anything to win. f**k all that rolling about or back and forth. 

You makesure they don't want to come back for any more. 

Size means shit when youve got a severed Achillies tendon scotty. Lol. That makes the biggest of men fold. 

Are you originally from possil Dungy? 

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1 minute ago, gunter said:

Scotty I reckon he gets the hold of the mchull man it would be a repeat of the movie misery mchull tied up hit in the ankle with sledge and  made to write hare coursing novels but only written the way bangers wants them If the pupe is there  he will just beat his head in and leave  him not wanting to come back for more 

Writing lines. I must lick sir Marcus's dung box cleaner lolol

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It's okay laughin gunter I'm being truthful. The biggest of men fold when your running up behind them. Another good one chocker chains with leather strap. I'm getting a hard on thinking about the good old days. Amazing how having kids changes you. But my kids are older now. 

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3 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

It's okay laughin gunter I'm being truthful. The biggest of men fold when your running up behind them. Another good one chocker chains with leather strap. I'm getting a hard on thinking about the good old days. Amazing how having kids changes you. But my kids are older now. 

Are you honestly hitting a stawner on here lol

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3 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

It's okay laughin gunter I'm being truthful. The biggest of men fold when your running up behind them. Another good one chocker chains with leather strap. I'm getting a hard on thinking about the good old days. Amazing how having kids changes you. But my kids are older now. 

That’s a hunting life classic right there haha is there somewhere we can store whopper of the month haha haha haha 

 

fcuk cannae stop laughing haha haha if I die laughing here, it’s been nice knowing yous haha haha 

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7 minutes ago, gunter said:

Scotty I reckon he gets the hold of the mchull man it would be a repeat of the movie misery mchull tied up hit in the ankle with sledge and  made to write hare coursing novels but only written the way bangers wants them If the pupe is there  he will just beat his head in and leave  him not wanting to come back for more 

Listen people are gonna have to start treading carefully or they’ll end up like old Andy 

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9 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

It's okay laughin gunter I'm being truthful. The biggest of men fold when your running up behind them. Another good one chocker chains with leather strap. I'm getting a hard on thinking about the good old days. Amazing how having kids changes you. But my kids are older now. 

Stealing ya Mrs chains ya bad man lol 

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18 minutes ago, gunter said:

@Halfhoundsaid if you show up at his door bangers he'll leave you in the intensive care unit  sipping yogurt through a straw 

Gunter I’m an old man but I’ve lived my life been here and there and I’d wager a pound to a penny I’d bait this fella any day of the week and twice on a Sunday. God help us he’s a ticket he’s like that soft fella down the pub you’d wind up after a few pints. 

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24 minutes ago, Bangersanmash said:

 

Listen mate. It's like my grandfather said to my old man. You do anything to win. f**k all that rolling about or back and forth. 

You makesure they don't want to come back for any more. 

Size means shit when youve got a severed Achillies tendon scotty. Lol. That makes the biggest of men fold. 

😆 🤣 better show him ya bow and arrow 

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7 minutes ago, scotty12 said:

Stealing ya Mrs chains ya bad man lol 

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That's too thin mate do f**k all that. Wouldn't even break skin. Takes abit for clarret to come through the hair line. Once it's started coming down the forehead that's when you see the fear set in. At first it's just shock. It's that fast. You should know this with being a Scott. f**k me times must have changed. We used to love going into different area. Lived for it. Weekends. We'd go looking for trouble. 

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