White death

[mC HULL 17,153]

Just now, TOMO said:

Genuinely does anyone understand the above....I've no clue what that means

The dog needed waders to get on the land but was ok coming off it been a whizz banger it would a been getting carried 

[mC HULL 17,153]

6 minutes ago, Penda said:

You got a pair of gola on

No mate on cloud lol both md boots waterlogged 

[Bangersanmash 6,394]

4 minutes ago, Blackmag said:

What's funny about knocking someone's cat it's cnuts trick that bangers 

Tell you what Al bag the c**ts up you can have them. If your a cat lover mate. Free of charge you can have them. How's that do ya. 

[mC HULL 17,153]

4 minutes ago, Blackmag said:

What's funny about knocking someone's cat it's cnuts trick that bangers 

Some poor kid  looking for there tabby ffs bangers 

[TOMO 29,753]

Tell him he wants to put some minerals into his bloodline 
White Death pulled up after splitting its nail
Black Death wanted to go again 5 mins after ripping half her face off .

[Bangersanmash 6,394]

1 minute ago, mC HULL said:

No mate on cloud lol both md boots waterlogged 

No mate oc haha you crack me up. He's taking the biscuit you plum ffs. A can't believe you replied. 

[Blackmag 6,588]

MC proper earth dogs aren't to a penny many more terriers are culled or are put pet homes than make the grade genuine digging dogs are worth their weight in gold 

[mC HULL 17,153]

3 minutes ago, TOMO said:

Tell him he's got a lot to learn

Didn't know what a bone man was or a Poultice till 3 weeks ago lol

Knew about bone men for years mate never needed one i was sceptical to be fair im not now 

 

[mC HULL 17,153]

10 minutes ago, TOMO said:

He muttered something about bitch being in season 6 month ago ...not quite right yet  ..other animal got a slight scrath on it nose...

Sound mate happens every year with fast types once winter lands I think splodge was the same  

His owner must a told max the excuse them.2 there are tried and tested  

[Bangersanmash 6,394]

1 minute ago, mC HULL said:

Some poor kid  looking for there tabby ffs bangers 

f**k um. A don't give two fucks. Years ago a shared an allotment with an old chap. f**k me we was tormented by ferral cats. Chicken many of our chickens. Was a young teen at the time. These kitten ran up this pipe under the shed. Old chap said put ya foot over that hole. 

Next min he got one of them big blue grain tubs full of water down the otherside of piping. 

Told me to move my foot afterwards. They all came out wet to f**k. 

Running about booted up against corrugated sheeting stamped on. Best fun id had at the time. Lol. 

[mC HULL 17,153]

4 minutes ago, TOMO said:

Tell him he wants to put some minerals into his bloodline 
White Death pulled up after splitting its nail
Black Death wanted to go again 5 mins after ripping half her face off .

Lol will see who's flattening what January and Feb lol

[TOMO 29,753]

If he's never needed a bone man all the years he's been running either he's not running enough or his dogs ain't putting it all in

FACT 

[TOMO 29,753]

Max put FACT at the end so it must be right

[Bangersanmash 6,394]

9 minutes ago, Penda said:

He plants sunflowers in his garden 

Really a should burry the c**ts under my dalias. Might grow better. That's a good idea. Will have to cut down on the paracetamol now in the milk in the traps. 

[WataWalloper 4,612]

Just now, Bangersanmash said:

Really a should burry the c**ts under my dalias. Might grow better. That's a good idea. Will have to cut down on the paracetamol now in the milk in the traps. 

You threatened to report me for having a squirrel in a trap as a pest control job, saying your missus was a qualified pesty level 3 ffs an now your spouting that shite haha haha my sides are honestly sore here ffs haha haha you need to man up ffs