iworkwhippets 13,129 Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 Begum, oh yes , now look.think of me what you will, it's water off a ducks back to me, but as I'm.an elderly gentleman, i.wouldnt mind a bit of help, , so I've written to the home secretary, allowing her to come live wi me, rent free, bank account free for her to use, oh, and my prayer mat, readily available for her to use if needed, that's when I'm not using it of course , wotya think.chaps Eh. Link to post Share on other sites
paddyluke 812 Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 6 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: Begum, oh yes , now look.think of me what you will, it's water off a ducks back to me, but as I'm.an elderly gentleman, i.wouldnt mind a bit of help, , so I've written to the home secretary, allowing her to come live wi me, rent free, bank account free for her to use, oh, and my prayer mat, readily available for her to use if needed, that's when I'm not using it of course , wotya think.chaps Eh. be careful of carpet burns Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 7,843 Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 You heard of dignitas? 3 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Pardus 1,609 Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 51 minutes ago, iworkwhippets said: Begum, oh yes , now look.think of me what you will, it's water off a ducks back to me, but as I'm.an elderly gentleman, i.wouldnt mind a bit of help, , so I've written to the home secretary, allowing her to come live wi me, rent free, bank account free for her to use, oh, and my prayer mat, readily available for her to use if needed, that's when I'm not using it of course , wotya think.chaps Eh. Don't tell me they have started making blow up dolls with Semtex accessories..... 2 Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 211 Posted May 2 Report Share Posted May 2 Well to be honest there's plenty of begums around plenty to choose some have better qualities then others do you able to pick one out of a booklet one trail period just to be on the safeside she might not be right for you or her sister maybe more for you at the end there always pretty petal out of the Tory party to fancy after a well educated woman Link to post Share on other sites
gunter 1,496 Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 9 hours ago, Pardus said: Don't tell me they have started making blow up dolls with Semtex accessories..... He's lost his freaking mind man Link to post Share on other sites
Pardus 1,609 Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 7 minutes ago, gunter said: He's lost his freaking mind man The definition of a danger wank is at a new level. Link to post Share on other sites
gunter 1,496 Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 4 minutes ago, Pardus said: The definition of a danger wank is at a new level. I work whippets could Beat mctoxic anyway Link to post Share on other sites
Greyman 31,002 Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 Probably be better all round if iww fecked off over there to live with her 5 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Pardus 1,609 Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 (edited) 43 minutes ago, Greyman said: Probably be better all round if iww fecked off over there to live with her Or you could start messaging her about UK big cats and she'd blow herself up right on the spot. Edited May 3 by Pardus 1 Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 13,129 Posted May 3 Author Report Share Posted May 3 2 hours ago, Pardus said: Or you could start messaging her about UK big cats and she'd blow herself up right on the spot. Hey up stools, now then, I've been in touch with the lady, she would jump at the chance of my offer, she asked if I knew anyone we a boat,, and that's where I come bloody well unstuck, I told her about weed brained damp.patch, about how he runs aground , f**k that off she says, I've come through hell, I don't want drowning, eh., and put phone down on me, , eh 2 Link to post Share on other sites
forest of dean redneck 12,009 Posted May 3 Report Share Posted May 3 I thought Mchull was extracting the urine on the muntjac thread but I think your in the lead now . 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Bangersanmash 4,799 Posted May 4 Report Share Posted May 4 On 02/05/2025 at 20:28, iworkwhippets said: Begum, oh yes , now look.think of me what you will, it's water off a ducks back to me, but as I'm.an elderly gentleman, i.wouldnt mind a bit of help, , so I've written to the home secretary, allowing her to come live wi me, rent free, bank account free for her to use, oh, and my prayer mat, readily available for her to use if needed, that's when I'm not using it of course , wotya think.chaps Eh. I think your full of shit. Your not an old man. Your somebody on here with another account. f**k all else better to do than talk like a c**t. Link to post Share on other sites
Bangersanmash 4,799 Posted May 4 Report Share Posted May 4 23 hours ago, forest of dean redneck said: I thought Mchull was extracting the urine on the muntjac thread but I think your in the lead now . He's a full on fartpipe mate. Ignore the daft c**t. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Bangersanmash 4,799 Posted May 4 Report Share Posted May 4 On 03/05/2025 at 13:59, Greyman said: Probably be better all round if iww fecked off over there to live with her He says he's In his 80s cant get about much. So i doubt the c**ts working whippets. Only thing he's working is a few accounts on here the nob. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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