Guest Chancer Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 just spotted this one........... "LLOYD WILL NEVER BE CAPABLE OF WRITING A BOOK, HE IS ONLY GOOD FOR A THOUSAND WORD ARTICLE , HE LACKS MENTAL STAMINA". (D.B.PLUMMER, 1986) :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
telboy 0 Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 lifes a bed of roses but watch out for the pricks and people in glass houses should nt throw stones Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 This quote covers your first ever loss of Animal, Bird or Human..... "When You're First Wife Dies. She Leave's Such A Hole In Your Heart! All The Rest Slip Through"..... also... "When You're Being Kicked From Behind!! You're In Front"...... one more... "Success Come's With Other People's Failures"....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OldTrapCollector 376 Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 I always liked Voltaire's quip from way back in time - 'God is not on the side of the big battallions, but on the side of those who shoot best' OTC Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sirocco 0 Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 my fave quote ?, "Irene F***ing Irene", lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest lurchers n lamps Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 "if you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he wil not bite you. this is the principal difference between a dog and a man." -mark twain 'tis sweet to hear the watch-dog's honest bark bay deep-mouth'd welcome as we draw near home; 'tis sweet to know there is an eye will mark our comeing, and look brighter when we come -george gordon, lord bryon i liked them when i seen them Quote Link to post Share on other sites
littlefish 549 Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 "Say what you mean and mean what you say." ALSO "If you think that it is good enough for you, then it is". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
geordie 0 Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 A conscience is what hurts when all other parts feel so good. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Stallion a couple of my old dads sayings ,birds of a feather flock together.. paper takes on shite. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coney 3 Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 "There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money" "Good judgement comes from experience, and often experiance comes from bad judgement" "The ability to quote is a servicable substitute for wit" "The bigger they are the .........harder they hit you back!!!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tallyho 181 Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 monkey see, monkey do . Rain before 7 fine by 11. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jultaylor1972 2 Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 "In order to be old and wise - first you must be young and stupid" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MAIN MAN 277 Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 A fanny will draw ya farther than gun powder will blow you. A loaded gun never killed anyone, never cast a clought till the may is out. Many a good tune been played on a old fiddle. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lonedigga 22 Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 (edited) .... Edited June 3, 2008 by lonedigga Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tiny tim 22 Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 a winner never quits , a quitter never wins Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacherjim 0 Posted February 9, 2008 Report Share Posted February 9, 2008 it is better to press your shirt than to press your luck !! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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