T78 4 Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 stiffmeister,which quote are you talking about? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 If sporting Agent is not living a fairytale, he will know which one Stiffmeister is talking about........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
polecat 1 Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 i,m better than no man and theres no man better than me .if i go forward i die if i go back i die i will go forward and die Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest missymoo Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 (edited) On Spike Milligans Headstone I TOLD YOU I WAS ILL OR ME DAD [ i]A STANDING PRICK HAS NO CONSCIENCE Edited February 10, 2008 by missymoo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mistwalker 0 Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 If you can't bite - DON'T GROWL! Two wee tips from my old dog: A) If you got an itch - scratch it! If you can't eat it or fcuk it - p1ss on it and walk away! And least, but not least - read my signature... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mistwalker 0 Posted February 10, 2008 Report Share Posted February 10, 2008 Oh, aye... here's a couple more: (quote from my Great Uncle, who had been married 54 years at the time, as I prepared to get married the second time) Son, if you only remember one thing, remember this - It's better to be happy than it is to be right. SPOT ON! Life is like a broken DVD player - there's no rewind button... so press PLAY all the feckin time!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pointer28 1 Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 The more you know, the more you know you don't know Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bshadle 5 Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 "A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail, You know he's on the level." "Some days you're the dog. Some days you're the hydrant." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mole catcher 1 Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 not my favourite but one i think you all should here as it a real classic, talk about blowing your own trumpet By a wel known ferretman on one of his posts '' Experiance will only confuse the inexperianced" SAY WHAT????????? get over yourself man....................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
geordie 0 Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 it is better to press your shirt than to press your luck !! like breeds like . sticks like shit to a blanket . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ferret_uk 4 Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 girl you must be tired you have been running around my mine all night Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scallywag 78 Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 Just remembereed this one too....... Love many, trust a few and always paddle your own canoe Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whin 463 Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 east is east west is west and never the twain shall meet , keep your freinds close and your enemies closer, dont shhoot me im only the messenger, dont blame the dog its you who slipped him , hard head for the long road and the pup to the pavement, its not over till the fat lady sings, i no lots of old sayin gs by fishermen miners poachers illl leave it at that its not the size its the ass thats pushing it and if youve got both lucky man Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ldh 0 Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 (edited) mine are.... insanity is the way the sane protect themselves from the insanity of sanity may your earholes turn to ar*eholes and you sh*t on your shoulders all day lee Edited February 11, 2008 by ldh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest oneredtrim Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 (edited) . Edited February 14, 2008 by oneredtrim Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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