mackem 23,783 Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 Former pastor is sentenced at Northampton court after performing sexual acts on a Henry hoover at church | Northampton Chronicle and Echo WWW.NORTHAMPTONCHRON.CO.UK Reverend John Jeffs played a strong role in the running of a Christian faith group supporting... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brambles 3,062 Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 Better than a wee boy or lassie like the cnuts usually do, dirty bsatard 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,783 Posted July 14, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 3 minutes ago, brambles said: Better than a wee boy or lassie like the cnuts usually do, dirty bsatard 74 years old, naked except for ladies stockings and "thrusting" into a hoover 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 its cooled down a little weather wise, so i thowt id get the hoover out and get stuck in , i just cant bring missen to do it now, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ken's Deputy 4,456 Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 2 minutes ago, Ken's Deputy said: fookin hell ken, ya barmy git, im on the floor in stitches here, 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
iworkwhippets 12,247 Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 its a long time sin i laughed as much, i never expected that , cheers ken Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 44,300 Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 2 hours ago, mackem said: Former pastor is sentenced at Northampton court after performing sexual acts on a Henry hoover at church | Northampton Chronicle and Echo WWW.NORTHAMPTONCHRON.CO.UK Reverend John Jeffs played a strong role in the running of a Christian faith group supporting... That’s literally amazing ! Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Councilestatekid 1,644 Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 Wonder if it was a hettie or a Henry Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 4,496 Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Councilestatekid said: Wonder if it was a hettie or a Henry It states Henry.... Reliable to a fault. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sussex 5,776 Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 The world has truly tipped over the abyss … Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Borr 4,496 Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 1 minute ago, sussex said: The world has truly tipped over the abyss … It sounds like progress to me, they've been abusing kids for millennia, I have no compassion regards Hoover's , maybe the pope could make them a perk of the job.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicepix 5,650 Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 Remember the advert on tv 'Nothing sucks like an Electrolux'? Well it was Scandanivian Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mC HULL 10,440 Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 1 minute ago, W. Katchum said: What is it they say about cleanliness an godness you gonna try it katchum save wiping it on your sock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mC HULL 10,440 Posted July 14, 2022 Report Share Posted July 14, 2022 2 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: Well we can’t all just wipe on that flap a belly you got handy can we i’ve got a missus mate my days a wanking are long gone mate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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