Greb147 6,808 Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 On my way to work this morning in my brand new 21 plate Volkswagen Caddy that's done less the 500 miles and this happened. That's two shunts in the space of 4 months, my neck, my back, my neck and my back. I'll need a permanent neck brace by the end of the year. There's some screwdrivers on the roads, nightmare. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chartpolski 20,409 Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 You're a f***ing Jonah........ Cheers. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,808 Posted April 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 God knows what it is but having a bad run behind the wheel at the minute, gutted, mint little van that Caddy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dogmandont 9,339 Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
South hams hunter 8,837 Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 stop break checking every c**t 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 They all come out after about 7:30, then the roads are full of dickheads all day long. They drive way too close, don't give any thought to the fact that they can't see what's going on in front of you and, eventually one will be retarded enough to drive into the back of you. At least it fucks their day up worse than yours as they're 100% at fault. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,808 Posted April 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Jonjon79 said: They all come out after about 7:30, then the roads are full of dickheads all day long. They drive way too close, don't give any thought to the fact that they can't see what's going on in front of you and, eventually one will be retarded enough to drive into the back of you. At least it fucks their day up worse than yours as they're 100% at fault. Tbf it was the usual situation on a motorway, the concertina effect. Cars at the front of the back start braking and towards back of the pack you are almost coming to a stop, I had to brake firmly but the lad behind obviously wasn't taking enough care and paying attention. Felt sorry for the young lad I did, he was shaking like a leaf bless him when we were exchanging details. Whiplash is kicking in now. Edited April 16, 2021 by Greb147 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
antg 1,729 Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 fecking hell you've had more hits than the beatles. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,808 Posted April 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 Just now, antg said: fecking hell you've had more hits than the beatles. 2 in the space of 4 months, before that no crashes in over 15 years, shit happens. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jonjon79 13,340 Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 1 minute ago, Greb147 said: Tbf it was the usual situation on a motorway, the concertina effect. Cars at the front of the back start braking and towards back of the pack you are almost coming to a stop, I had to brake firmly but the lad behind obviously wasn't taking enough care and paying attention. Felt sorry for the young lad I did, he was shaking like a leaf bless him when we were exchanging details. Whiplash is kicking in now. Fair enough Not telling you how to suck eggs but, try to relax for a bit - that pain could get worse over the next few hours. .......... Hopefully there's no real damage. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 Ffs dogdox.. I can see now why they gave you an NPORS ticket instead of a CPCS one 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waltjnr 5,972 Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 Dick in a cap ,hope you slapped him for that! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,808 Posted April 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, waltjnr said: Dick in a cap ,hope you slapped him for that! I slapped him on the back and thanked him. No, I felt sorry for him tbh as I was clearly shook up, hopefully it's taught him a lesson. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
robbo 802 Posted April 16, 2021 Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 Wait until you get to Cornwall on your holiday. There’s thousands of them that can’t drive to save their lives. 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Greb147 6,808 Posted April 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2021 11 minutes ago, robbo said: Wait until you get to Cornwall on your holiday. There’s thousands of them that can’t drive to save their lives. I'll drive a plough down. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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