kanny 19,397 Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 18 hours ago, mushroom said: Cutting something out the size of an egg but not cancerous mate. The wife nearly had a nasty accident with her love eggs too, hope they find it pall 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 24,876 Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Ken's Deputy said: Mush, on Thursday ..... that would be an improvement.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 23,822 Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 39 minutes ago, W. Katchum said: It’s a hamster ain’t it, you dirty Cnut been at the hamsters again Gerbilling Gerbilling - Wikipedia EN.M.WIKIPEDIA.ORG Quote Link to post Share on other sites
low plains drifter 9,467 Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 22 hours ago, mushroom said: Nah, both balls and my nob… they’re making them smaller so I can fit into…. (Insert person here) All the best you wee bollocks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicepix 5,650 Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Size of an egg? Not cancerous? Kinder makes you think Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicepix 5,650 Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 1 minute ago, W. Katchum said: My money deffo on some sort of rodent, these dwarves are freaks But he did mention something about hiding money from the tax man last month Quote Link to post Share on other sites
king 11,664 Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Wish you a speedy recovery mate 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,391 Posted August 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 3 hours ago, TOMO said: that would be an improvement.... I’d like to point out at this moment….. I’m a sexy muthafucka Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicepix 5,650 Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 1 minute ago, Wideboy said: They must have done a PET scan and taken biopsy? They know exactly what they’re going in for. They can’t just decide to poke about when they preform s craniotomy. I worked in neurosurgery in Scotland while I lived there. The worst part will be waking up with a proper headache afterwards. It’s easy for everyone else to sit here and say you’ll be fine. Good luck That'll cheer him up no end. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcherman 887 12,684 Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 speedy recovery mate 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,391 Posted August 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 6 minutes ago, Wideboy said: They must have done a PET scan and taken biopsy? They know exactly what they’re going in for. They can’t just decide to poke about when they preform s craniotomy. I worked in neurosurgery in Scotland while I lived there. The worst part will be waking up with a proper headache afterwards. It’s easy for everyone else to sit here and say you’ll be fine. Good luck All I know is the lump is next to my coxic, between my arse cheeks. They thought it was colon cancer and I’ve been through the mill. They were trying to find out why I had sciatica ffs! Like I said, the issue isn’t always where you think it is. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nicepix 5,650 Posted August 8, 2022 Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 4 minutes ago, mushroom said: All I know is the lump is next to my coxic, between my arse cheeks. They thought it was colon cancer and I’ve been through the mill. They were trying to find out why I had sciatica ffs! Like I said, the issue isn’t always where you think it is. I knew it! It's a bloody Kinder egg full of €500 notes. I hope the tax man doesn't get wind of it 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,391 Posted August 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 38 minutes ago, Nicepix said: I knew it! It's a bloody Kinder egg full of €500 notes. I hope the tax man doesn't get wind of it Hide your money Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,391 Posted August 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 32 minutes ago, Wideboy said: Ffs I thought it was in your head, ya fooking fanny. Get on with it. All joking aside, Surely they took a biopsy? So did everyone else! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mushroom 12,391 Posted August 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Turns out my arse is doing the driving 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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