Pet hates.

[pesky1972 5,789]

On 07/12/2025 at 19:17, molehill said:

People who change when there is more than the two of you. 

Or have a conversation that seems to be for the benefit of strangers round about.., as much as the people having it. My missus does it occasionally.., drives me up the wall. 

[pesky1972 5,789]

When you get some random tune stuck in your head for no apparent reason. This morning it’s the theme from Terry and fcuking June! Why???

 

[pesky1972 5,789]

Bags of dog sh!t hung up in trees. I’d hand down 6 months jail to any dirty fcuker caught doing that.

[pesky1972 5,789]

Watching the darts and they keep calling a 170 finish ‘the big fish’ or even worse shortened to ‘the fish’. Started a few years ago.., high time it fcuking stopped.

[NEWKID 29,472]

On 06/12/2025 at 19:23, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

c**ts who emerge out at Christmas doing any form of charity work or fundraising then splash it all over social media . Embarrassing “ oohhhh loook at me , I’m cycling to John o groats for mental health “ f**k off. If a good deed is committed for clout , then it ain’t a good deed , it’s bragging. 

half decent birds who think they are way fitter then they are, especially giving it big licks about when they were younger and post photos looking for likes saying “can’t believe I wore this “ you were howling then and you’ve matured like a bad curry love

Ive Said this before and I’ll say it again . These new found fitness kings, wether they’ve got themselves on the roids or suddenly into park runs , now going on like they are kris Akabusi down the local running track or as if they are the new great white hope with a set of 12 oz gloves on posing in front of the mirror , making out they are some sort of life coach / mental health ambassador when for the last 25 years they’ve been sat in the boozer or spangled off their dish in some c**ts front room. 
 

f**k off 

 

 

Kris Akubusi! Haha..that's a blast from the past

When I was a young teen had a mate at school who was black, he knocked for me at the house with another mate who has braces on his teeth..my dad answered the door, he was an intimidating bloke and pretty feared on the estate, he swings the door open takes a look at these lads..shouts up the stairs 

"Kev, Kris Akubusi and some kid with scaffold on his teeth are at the door for you!"

Haha.. different times, but jogged a memory 

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[ditchman 3,934]

Joanna Lumley..............she is rank...she has a voice like liquid diarohea

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[mitre 492]

There's a lot of people who have pet hates on here kier starmer will be one the list with others

[WILF 51,854]

3 hours ago, NEWKID said:

Kris Akubusi! Haha..that's a blast from the past

When I was a young teen had a mate at school who was black, he knocked for me at the house with another mate who has braces on his teeth..my dad answered the door, he was an intimidating bloke and pretty feared on the estate, he swings the door open takes a look at these lads..shouts up the stairs 

"Kev, Kris Akubusi and some kid with scaffold on his teeth are at the door for you!"

Haha.. different times, but jogged a memory 

When I was about 17 there was this lad about 10 years older who used to screech about town in his done up motor like he was a pound shop Essex version of Sonny Crocket !

Anyway, I got chatting to his bird this night and asked why she was knocking about with that prat and well, one thing led to another.

So next morning I’m back home, in bed absolutely rinsed and there’s a knock at the door, my mum shouts up “someone at the door for you”

Down the stairs in my pants more than a little groggy and grumpy and it’s matey stood at the door, all puffed up.

”What do you want ?” Says I 

“Yeah, was you chatting up my bird last night” says matey, all aggressive.

”Yeah, I give her one…..anything else ?” Says I 

Matey looks a bit shocked “err, no, but….”

”Is that all ?, bye !” And I closed the door and went back to bed ! lol 

I bet his face was a f***ing picture when he got back in his motor ! lol 

[THE STIFFMEISTER 17,917]

28 minutes ago, WILF said:

When I was about 17 there was this lad about 10 years older who used to screech about town in his done up motor like he was a pound shop Essex version of Sonny Crocket !

Anyway, I got chatting to his bird this night and asked why she was knocking about with that prat and well, one thing led to another.

So next morning I’m back home, in bed absolutely rinsed and there’s a knock at the door, my mum shouts up “someone at the door for you”

Down the stairs in my pants more than a little groggy and grumpy and it’s matey stood at the door, all puffed up.

”What do you want ?” Says I 

“Yeah, was you chatting up my bird last night” says matey, all aggressive.

”Yeah, I give her one…..anything else ?” Says I 

Matey looks a bit shocked “err, no, but….”

”Is that all ?, bye !” And I closed the door and went back to bed ! lol 

I bet his face was a f***ing picture when he got back in his motor ! lol 

Fantasy island 

[WILF 51,854]

24 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

Fantasy island 

I’d be Miami Vice…..

You’d be Miami Sound Machine….

[THE STIFFMEISTER 17,917]

1 minute ago, WILF said:

I’d be Miami Vice…..

You’d be Miami Sound Machine….

I’d be George peppard in the a team 

you’d be George pig 

[WILF 51,854]

2 minutes ago, THE STIFFMEISTER said:

I’d be George peppard in the a team 

you’d be George pig 

You’d be George Floyd you non starter !

[Halfhound 699]

1 hour ago, WILF said:

When I was about 17 there was this lad about 10 years older who used to screech about town in his done up motor like he was a pound shop Essex version of Sonny Crocket !

Anyway, I got chatting to his bird this night and asked why she was knocking about with that prat and well, one thing led to another.

So next morning I’m back home, in bed absolutely rinsed and there’s a knock at the door, my mum shouts up “someone at the door for you”

Down the stairs in my pants more than a little groggy and grumpy and it’s matey stood at the door, all puffed up.

”What do you want ?” Says I 

“Yeah, was you chatting up my bird last night” says matey, all aggressive.

”Yeah, I give her one…..anything else ?” Says I 

Matey looks a bit shocked “err, no, but….”

”Is that all ?, bye !” And I closed the door and went back to bed ! lol 

I bet his face was a f***ing picture when he got back in his motor ! lol 

I had to pinch myself and run my eyes. I thought seagull was back

[WILF 51,854]

1 hour ago, Halfhound said:

I had to pinch myself and run my eyes. I thought seagull was back

Really ?…..I can’t believe stuff like that wasn’t just everyday life to lads ? 
What the f**k were you all upto ? lol 

[Halfhound 699]

1 minute ago, WILF said:

Really ?…..I can’t believe stuff like that wasn’t just everyday life to lads ? 
What the f**k were you all upto ? lol 

All that was missing was you saying you knocked him out with a miss