What's cooking?

[mel b 4,119]

39 minutes ago, mitre said:

A other thing cocked up seeing that photo of a shaven head my sister bics our youngest brother head every week and  he appears out of the kitchen like a light bulb mean  while our sister got book a appointment at the hairdressers for herself to get hers trimmed 

Thankyou for clearing that up mate .

[mel b 4,119]

36 minutes ago, Franks dad said:

If she’s a consenting adult. I’ll do her a trim with a bic for free mate … 

before ditchman slips in there … 

That's a very generous offer fd. Perhaps you could do his brother while you're there mate.

Ditchman would .

[Franks dad 2,468]

30 minutes ago, mel b said:

That's a very generous offer fd. Perhaps you could do his brother while you're there mate.

Ditchman would .

. Ffs … Only muff mate … 

[mel b 4,119]

8 minutes ago, Franks dad said:

. Ffs … Only muff mate … 

It's no good trying to back out of it now .

[Franks dad 2,468]

2 minutes ago, mel b said:

It's no good trying to back out of it now .

I ain’t going in it so there’s no backing out … I’m not furrowing no soil . 

[Franks dad 2,468]

@mel bi feel I will have to report you for grooming .you’ve obviously noticed that I’ve had a large baileys popcorn flavour, and have made me stoop to writing near on pornographic material .. I wish to apologise to first and foremost my Nan , and also the moderators and members of the forum …. If you’re not a member and reading it then feck you you ain’t on the list 

[mel b 4,119]

1 minute ago, Franks dad said:

@mel bi feel I will have to report you for grooming .you’ve obviously noticed that I’ve had a large baileys popcorn flavour, and have made me stoop to writing near on pornographic material .. I wish to apologise to first and foremost my Nan , and also the moderators and members of the forum …. If you’re not a member and reading it then feck you you ain’t on the list 

Just blame ditchman mate , it's what I always do .   In fairness , whatever it is , it is usually him that done it .

Just out of curiosity,  have you got any pictures of your nan ?.. I'm just asking for ditchman .

[Franks dad 2,468]

Just now, mel b said:

Just blame ditchman mate , it's what I always do .   In fairness , whatever it is , it is usually him that done it .

Just out of curiosity,  have you got any pictures of your nan ?.. I'm just asking for ditchman .

I’ll swap you a pic for two of your mum … also asking for ditchman

[mel b 4,119]

10 minutes ago, Franks dad said:

I’ll swap you a pic for two of your mum … also asking for ditchman

Ditchman already has the pictures of my mom , he gave me some sweets for them .

I can't remember what type of sweets though , I can mainly just remember the gobstopper .

[Franks dad 2,468]

2 minutes ago, mel b said:

Ditchman already has the pictures of my mom , he gave me some sweets for them .

I can't remember what type of sweets though , I can mainly just remember the gobstopper .

You’ve milked his alpaca in the dark room  havent you …. For the record it’s not a petting farm and he has no alpaca… just hamsters 

[ditchman 3,716]

you bunch of hairy arsed lieing faggot proders.................i would whip my member out and beat you all bloody sensless with it

you ginger stink pipe perusers

 

if only you were closer

[mel b 4,119]

9 minutes ago, ditchman said:

you bunch of hairy arsed lieing faggot proders.................i would whip my member out and beat you all bloody sensless with it

you ginger stink pipe perusers

 

if only you were closer

I told him you'd go mad when you saw what he'd written about you mate , but he wouldn't listen

[Wolfdog91 7,934]

Sausage patties, biscuits, fired eggs and doin a lil bacon

[Arry 25,518]

Wifey is a bit rough so I cooked up a Lamb Stew.

Cheers Arry

Edited 3 hours ago by Arry

[Whispering Whiskey 66 1,238]

30 minutes ago, Arry said:

Wifey is a bit rough so I cooked up a Lamb Stew.

Cheers Arry

Helllo Arry, your food looks lovely what ever you make, anychance you could shed some light on how ye made this and ingredients etc. I would love to try and have a go. Looks delicious. Thank you