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8 minutes ago, ditchman said:

madras curry & chips...........

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I'm sorry mate but I feel the need to make a formal complaint. 

Wet food can never ever , under any circumstances whatsoever ( not even if its your birthday, or you only have one plate) , be put on top of chips . It's makes them go sloppy , and turns them into hot potato. It's just plain wrong.

Now let's draw a line under this most unfortunate incident,  and we'll never speak of the matter ever again .😁

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2 hours ago, mel b said:

I'm sorry mate but I feel the need to make a formal complaint. 

Wet food can never ever , under any circumstances whatsoever ( not even if its your birthday, or you only have one plate) , be put on top of chips . It's makes them go sloppy , and turns them into hot potato. It's just plain wrong.

Now let's draw a line under this most unfortunate incident,  and we'll never speak of the matter ever again .😁

What about condiments, vinegar, sauces etc?

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52 minutes ago, shaaark said:

What about condiments, vinegar, sauces etc?

i added tomatoe sauce.....pepper.....lime pickle and 2 chopped up Bananas.............

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1 hour ago, shaaark said:

What about condiments, vinegar, sauces etc?

Condiments and sauces were designed by scientists and Delia Smith,   over thousands of years , to leave crispy chips unharmed,  so are therefore most acceptable. 😁

Be very careful about mentioning Delia to ditchman though.  Shes the lovechild from a brief and frantic sexual encounter , between ditchman and fanny craddock,  behind a chip shop in Norfolk , during the VE day celebrations 😁.

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9 minutes ago, mel b said:

Condiments and sauces were designed by scientists and Delia Smith,   over thousands of years , to leave crispy chips unharmed,  so are therefore most acceptable. 😁

Be very careful about mentioning Delia to ditchman though.  Shes the lovechild from a brief and frantic sexual encounter , between ditchman and fanny craddock,  behind a chip shop in Norfolk , during the VE day celebrations 😁.

you dont half talk some shit sometimes.................if wit were shit you would be feckin constipated

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8 minutes ago, ditchman said:

you dont half talk some shit sometimes.................if wit were shit you would be feckin constipated

Lol not heard, read even, that for a good number of years!! Lol

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