ditchman 3,424 Posted Friday at 21:33 Report Share Posted Friday at 21:33 32 minutes ago, mel b said: That's because you just ooze homosexuality mate , and you just wouldn't be safe . Me on the other hand , would just terrify your average homosexual male , and could instantly convert your average homosexual female. Strangely enough. I've spent many evenings in the company of hundreds of homosexuals , and apparently, they find me quite charming. I remember one evening particularly well , when a homosexual gentleman was trying to chat me up near the gentlemens toilet. I thanked him , and explained that I was straight . He said " that's such a shame you'd make a great bear " , then turning to several other homosexual gentlemen , said " wouldn't he make a great bear ? ". They all agreed , so I thanked them for there kind words , and went back to my position on the door. Anyway . Chuffed with my many compliments, I explained to the other door lads , what had just happened. They almost pissed there pants , and explained to me what a bear was . On another occasion ( at a different establishment) , a homosexual gentleman attempted to touch me , somewhat inappropriately. I won't go into too much detail , but I reckon he'll be f***ing sure to ask politely before he ever tries to touch anyone again. im speechless................you prick-teasing slut......you need to stop taking fresh ginger matey...its making your anus chatter .....thats what the bum boys can hear.....its like a bloody mating call 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 288 Posted yesterday at 09:37 Report Share Posted yesterday at 09:37 Well I don't think our youngest brother would be so polite about it I be honest he could do with a love life with either gender pain in the Arse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,703 Posted yesterday at 10:34 Report Share Posted yesterday at 10:34 12 hours ago, ditchman said: im speechless................you prick-teasing slut......you need to stop taking fresh ginger matey...its making your anus chatter .....thats what the bum boys can hear.....its like a bloody mating call I can't help it if I have a large gay following. My boyish good looks and schoolboy charm can be a curse at times . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 3,424 Posted yesterday at 10:53 Report Share Posted yesterday at 10:53 16 minutes ago, mel b said: I can't help it if I have a large gay following. My boyish good looks and schoolboy charm can be a curse at times . i thought it was more to do with tramps taking a dump on your porch and you sticking joss-sticks up a donkeys bottom the people on here really need to be aware of your picadillos... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,703 Posted yesterday at 13:20 Report Share Posted yesterday at 13:20 Yeah yeah yeah , don't try to pretend that you've never had the donkey experience Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jok 3,464 Posted yesterday at 13:25 Report Share Posted yesterday at 13:25 How the heck has this degenerated from taking some faggots down to the pub. Sick weirdos. Jok 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 3,424 Posted yesterday at 13:39 Report Share Posted yesterday at 13:39 17 minutes ago, mel b said: Yeah yeah yeah , don't try to pretend that you've never had the donkey experience quite honestly Mel ....i have never ever stuck a lighted joss stick into a donkeys bottom....i will leave that to the professionals........ jeesus there are some sic fecks on this website Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,703 Posted yesterday at 14:11 Report Share Posted yesterday at 14:11 27 minutes ago, ditchman said: quite honestly Mel ....i have never ever stuck a lighted joss stick into a donkeys bottom....i will leave that to the professionals........ jeesus there are some sic fecks on this website I can't reply mate. I think jok is getting a bit fruity , and he doesn't know why . Don't worry jok. It's just a bit of piss taking . Nobody got bummed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mitre 288 Posted yesterday at 14:13 Report Share Posted yesterday at 14:13 LGBTQ oh well better than having starmer discussions Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mel b 3,703 Posted yesterday at 14:18 Report Share Posted yesterday at 14:18 4 minutes ago, mitre said: LGBTQ oh well better than having starmer discussions Wise words Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 3,424 Posted yesterday at 14:49 Report Share Posted yesterday at 14:49 Meanwhile back at the ranch................ ive gone vedgy 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The one 8,587 Posted yesterday at 14:59 Report Share Posted yesterday at 14:59 1 hour ago, jok said: How the heck has this degenerated from taking some faggots down to the pub. Sick weirdos. Jok Because Ditchmans Curious Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Arry 24,899 Posted 23 hours ago Report Share Posted 23 hours ago Wifey did a deep filled Quiche again. All I did was the wedges. Cheers Arry 4 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shaaark 11,431 Posted 23 hours ago Report Share Posted 23 hours ago 2 hours ago, mel b said: Wise words He's a veritable SAGE! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ditchman 3,424 Posted 22 hours ago Report Share Posted 22 hours ago 1 hour ago, The one said: Because Ditchmans Curious do i get my own flag ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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